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CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Emeralds Found:	1800
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	4999	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6047
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	7744
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3768	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3597	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6111
Void Armor Forged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8961	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	7716
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	277	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!