Crafty Catastrophes Co.

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🎮 Welcome to the MOST CHAOTIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

Why join us? Buckle up, because here are some absolutely ridiculous reasons that might just convince you (or not):

Eight-Legged Entity: Ever heard of the legendary Spider King who grants cursed wishes? Well, we found him! But don’t worry; all his magical gifts come with a 72-hour unbreakable curse. Want to spawn lightning every time you say “creeper”? Come on over and lose all your friends to the impending doom!
Grief with Gusto: Our server encourages ethical griefing. Unleash your creativity by building the most complicated and confusing mazes for unwitting newcomers! Notoriously, one player created a 30-block-high maze that ended in a suspiciously empty lava pit. It’s like a rite of passage here!
Villagers for President: Join us in our revolutionary motion to elect a Villager as server president. Who needs real politicians when you could have a fellow with a trade for seven wheat? Join the campaign and witness how the villagers will only trade with extreme items (think netherite swords for dirt).
The Infinite Toilet Route: Yes, you read that right. Who needs fast travel when you can build underground toilets to transport yourself anywhere? It’s the grossest way to navigate the world possible and totally not going to end in disaster. Remember, EVERYONE loves to hang out in a smelly sewer!
End Portal Raves: Twice a week, we hold massive parties at the End Portal where the DJ is a zombie that plays mob soundtracks. The ambiance is killer (literally and figuratively) as wraiths dance and skeletons provide backup vocals. Don’t ask how we get it all set up—just believe it’s magical!
Toxic Player Advice Club: We’ve turned bad advice into an art form! Ask any of our self-proclaimed experts about survival tips that definitely won’t work—like “always mine straight down for diamonds. Trust us!” Join today and enjoy glorious failure as a way of life!
Creeper-Con: Participate in the annual Creeper Convention, where the hottest trend is to wear disguises and pretend to be creepers until players discover they regret everything. Watch as friendships are dismantled and chaos ensues—all in the name of fun!
In-Sandity: Our land is literally made of mangled sandblocks that play mind games with you! Every time you manage to dig one out without exploding, you gain a temporary sense of invincibility, which is perfect for the explosive plans you’ll hatch while weeding through endless sandstorms!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our community of lunacy and BROADCAST your most outrageous survival tales. Just remember: here, failure is just another type of success! 🎉🌌🔥

CraftyFoolsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Feathered SMP

Feathered, smp

The feathered SMP a modded DND based java server with a new twist.

Tiny little dragons which are playable.

People can play tiny dragons with special events and powers which are just for them!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSciYTehN6Re8g5Qoea5hxBn9k_cWFpZDbQGb251g7Q2PO88Sg/viewform

Not interested in being a dragon? Join our player pool!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeozXqt0QZFllyOoyDxDl-cYQbpr3iPV3WmmlK8PSw_pp3P0A/viewform

SnackSMP

Modded, SnackSMP

We just released hamsters!

Previous update: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCszpzXtphE

Snack‎SMP is a Fabric 1.20.1 modded Minecraft server with mostly the Create mod. To apply (which you probably will be accepted in), you must join our Discord server. There is no age restriction, but just be mature and use common sense.

Discord: https://discord.gg/cvp56wAD9f

IMPORTANT When joining you will get a question "What are you interested in" or something like that and just press "Modded Survival" to get access to the survival server. Also check if you see all the channels, in the "Channel & Roles" thingy and then "Browse channels". Hope to see you there 😀

Akoot&Co

AkootCo, Semi Vanilla

Welcome to Akoot & Co, your ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience!

Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.

In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Here, you’ll find a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment, carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. Imagine a server where history and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. We believe in preserving the core Minecraft gameplay while enhancing your adventure with thoughtful features.

Features

Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (soon to be optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.4

Nerdcrafteria

Nerdcrafteria, Other

Welcome to NERDCRAFTERIA!

Server IP: mc.Nerdcrafteria.com

Minecraft version: 1.17.1

Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfightersfor Nerdfighters!

Players work together to create a fun environment for everyone. Our server has multiple worlds including a monster-free main world featuring an economy plugin and purchasable plots, a monthly-resetting resource world where you can gather things to sell to our Admin shop, as well as survival, skyblock and creative worlds for you to enjoy!

Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers. The server was founded in September 2012. Our focus is on promoting a fun family gaming environment for all, while raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck! A registered non-profit with the goal of making the world a better place!

Nerdcrafteria is a family friendly, PG oriented server. Anyone may log in, but you will be asked to accept our Code of Conduct upon joining. By accepting you agree to follow our rules and help us maintain the kind and welcoming atmosphere we’ve all grown accustomed to for almost a decade! Our motto is: DFTBA!

Dont
Forget
To
Be
Awesome

While Nerdcrafteria is owned and paid for entirely by Hank Green, we do have a Donation storeWhere you will find various perks and boons you can donate toward!

100% of proceeds go to The Foundation to Decrease World Suck. Make sure to check with your parents if you’re under 18 before making any purchases, and read the Terms and Conditions before sending in any donations!

More Information can be found on our website at Nerdcrafteria.comon our Discord and by watching our server tour video!

We hope to see you on the server!

Gringor | Sandbox MMORPG

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Welcome to Project Gringor! What is PG? It’s a server project using EliteMobs Plugin. Our goal is to create an Sandbox MMORPG type of server. You can start your own Town or join a friends, this Town is meant to be your home base (Safe Zone). You will be able to /rtp in the Global world. You can hunt people who are gathering resources or you can gather resources yourself. This is also the place to hunt for Elite Mobs which drop custom gear. The custom Enchantments on these gear, only work against mobs. I plan to build dungeons and add bosses for players. These will not be easy and will require good gear. Mobs scale to your gear, so having better gear means you will encounter higher level mobs. We replaced McMMO for Aurelium Skills, this plugin is almost too perfect for EliteMobs. The plugin is already well received by players and a lot of Members of the MC community.

gringor.mc-game.xyz