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CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9771	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6957
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	127
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	1233
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8586
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Love Letters Sent:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Potions Brewed:	49	Void Armor Forged:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9391	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!