2024 Best misguided suggestions New Minecraft Servers

BadAdviceSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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FapCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

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InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.
Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

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SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

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Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

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OrderUpCraft

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

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MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

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join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

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AyatollahsAndPeriods

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

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PennyPincherCraft

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LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

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DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

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so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!

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✅✅PETS♐UPDATE❤️BEST PLAYERS✅ Minecraft server

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The owner of the “PETS UPDATE TOP PLAYERS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Leon’s Last Chance Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is like a Resident Evil thread come to life! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with zombies, mutants, and other creepy creatures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground labs where you can conduct experiments on unsuspecting players (just kidding…or are we?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden mansion filled with traps and puzzles that will test your survival skills to the max.

So what are you waiting for, Leon? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted, Resident Evil-inspired world. Just remember, the clock is ticking…literally.

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