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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3501	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	2990	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Asian female co-protagonist, blocky, call of duty, character representation, Diversity in Gaming, Female Characters, female gamers, game development, gaming culture, gender representation, Gender Roles, inclusivity in gaming, male characters, Male Gamers, Minecraft, Minority representation, modern games, racial diversity, Server, stereotypes in gaming, Video Game (Industry), white male protagonist, women in gaming

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a diverse range of characters to choose from! From a purple alien with laser eyes to a sentient block of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

Join us on our server and experience the epic adventures of Steve, a white male protagonist, and Ming-Ming, an Asian female co-protagonist, as they journey through pixelated worlds in search of the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny.

But beware, the evil Villager King is always lurking around the corner, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to defeat him and save the day?

So why settle for the same old boring character choices in other games when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Picture Posting SMP Threads

Analysis, Avi, Coin, comparison, cryptocurrency, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, ETH, health, ICP, Images, Link, Online Community, Picture, Pictures, Posting, smp, social media, Threads, trends, visual content, xmr

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only discussion is about which mob drops the best loot!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where half the players are obsessed with building pixel art of their favorite memes, while the other half are busy debating whether creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures.

Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is considering joining in on the fun. So come on down and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for those sneaky players who try to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

MomVsDad Minecraft Server

Asian culture, board exams, caregiving, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, dialysis, family, financial support, Gratitude, Guilt, health crisis, INDEPENDENCE, kidney failure, long distance, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, MomVsDad, parents, part-time jobs, relationships, sacrifice, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us and leave behind the drama of a dad who showers you with everything but doesn’t understand the importance of family. Instead, embark on a journey where you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle epic monsters with your friends!

Forget about feeling guilty for following your heart and taking care of your sick mom. On our server, the only thing you’ll feel guilty about is not joining sooner! So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast in Minecraft!

ReserveCraft: Bday Eats & Beats

Apology, Argument, BDay, beats, Birthday, blurry vision, celebration, Communication, dining out, dog, Eats, Etiquette, exclusive, family, Friends, Hospitality, Migraine, misunderstanding, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, Restaurant, service dog, special occasion, vertigo

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Items Found:	7362	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a rare steak! Just like the exclusive restaurant with a long waitlist, our server is the hottest spot in town.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my brother tried to bring his service dog to a fancy dinner party. Who knew a dog could cause so much chaos? But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any dogs allowed in our virtual world (unless they’re pixelated and super cute).

So come on over and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and misunderstandings, all while building your dream Minecraft creations. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the fun begin!

SnackAttackCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crops Grown:	4055	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4236	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	6557
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4174
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Votes:	7077
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

WRLD

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

mc.wrld.re

RetroRealms

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9581
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

play.retrorealms.net