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BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9733	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Potions Brewed:	119
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Crops Grown:	2484	New Chunks Explored:	494776
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	6569
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	484343	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4188	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1500
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4779	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Votes:	6799
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Items Found:	1976	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Ores Mined:	7387	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!