🔥misguided counsel Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	9629	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

MineCraftyBadvice

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

“GURA KILLER” – Where sharks fear to tread and players fear to swim!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Divine Spears Created:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lolz never stop! Join us as we embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lolicons who will bow down to you as their king if you prove yourself worthy. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ruler of the lolicons!

NickToonCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Remember the good old days of watching Nickelodeon cartoons like SpongeBob SquarePants, Rugrats, and Hey Arnold? Well, imagine if those beloved characters were all living in a Minecraft server together! Join our server and you can hang out with SpongeBob in his pineapple house, go on crazy adventures with the Rugrats babies, and even chill with Arnold and his football-headed friends. Plus, rumor has it that the Krusty Krab is serving up some seriously delicious virtual Krabby Patties in our server! So come on down and relive your childhood in the most epic Minecraft server ever created.

Crafty Brews: The Tipsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is the Red Bull of Minecraft – it gives you wings! Literally, you can fly around like a majestic eagle and soar through the pixelated skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a rave in the Nether, except with less fire and brimstone.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry because our server has a magical food dispenser that spits out bacon-wrapped diamond apples and golden carrots that make you see rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in blocky form? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

PlayD

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	6

This is a fun survivals server containing many minigames and maps! This server is alot different than your average copy paste network server so enjoy!

playdmc.xyz

Crafty Creeper Crew

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles, build the craziest structures, and maybe even get into some questionable situations with our resident troll, anon. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCreeperConspiracy: Uncovering P*dogate with Explosive Fun!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	674	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where rocks are as hard as diamonds and lobsters are secretly grooming themselves because they don’t know any better.

Located by the beach, you can choose to build your virtual empire in the financial districts of LA or NYC or even on the banks of the Potomac River. But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart – this band of misfits knows some seriously wild stuff that will blow your mind!

And if you’re still not convinced, just think about all the other examples of predictive programming you’ll encounter on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MachoCraft: The Modded Mayhem with More Mods than Your Grandma’s Quilt!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Macho Craft
Brand new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network
Fresh world with more servers on the way

Links:
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website: https://machocraft.com
IP: atm9.machocraft.com

Details:
Version: Latest, as shown on MOTD
Modpack: All The Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience. Join us at Macho Craft to embark on new adventures!

FAQ

What is Macho Craft?

Macho Craft is a new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a focus on creating a fun and welcoming environment for players.

What makes Macho Craft different?

We offer a fresh world, multiple servers, playtime ranks, and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience for all players.

How do I join Macho Craft?

You can join Macho Craft by connecting to the IP atm9.machocraft.com in Minecraft.

What modpack does Macho Craft use?

Macho Craft uses the All The Mods 9 modpack, which can be found and downloaded from CurseForge.

Is there a Discord server for Macho Craft?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

What can I expect from Macho Craft?

You can expect a friendly community, exciting gameplay, playtime ranks, and a rich world to explore in All The Mods 9.

Can I play with my friends on Macho Craft?

Yes, you can gather your friends and dive into the world of Macho Craft together for a fun multiplayer experience.

Are there any rules on Macho Craft?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules when joining the server.

White Girl on the Line

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9290	Chimeras Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	214

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the time is ripe and the adventures are endless!

Join us for an Indian century like no other, where you can ride on elephants through the pixelated jungle and battle against fierce tigers with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps along the way.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and your pixelated sunscreen – things are about to get wild!

Wacky Waves Minecraft Madness – Surfing through the Blocks!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on Wuwagie edition where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. Our official website is so cool, it’s like entering a secret portal to a magical world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. 2. Have you seen our release trailer? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with blocky characters and pixelated explosions. 3. Our opening cinematics will make you feel like you’re setting sail on a pirate ship, ready to conquer the high seas and build the biggest sandcastle the world has ever seen. 4. And don’t even get me started on our featured cinematic where you have to save a lighthouse from a zombie invasion. It’s like a mix between a horror movie and a comedy sketch, but with Minecraft blocks. 5. The global launch trailer is the ultimate hype machine, making you want to grab your pickaxe and start digging for treasure right this instant.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Wuwagie edition and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. See you in the game, adventurer!

SweetVanilla SMP: Semi-Vanilla Server, Foraging for Diamonds like 18+ Hermit Crabs – Resetting Soon!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2073	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
We are an 18+ tight-knit community that enjoys engaging with one another in a lively and drama free Minecraft world. The perfect place to make new friends, create, and hang out! Player shops, events, and collaborative projects are all heavily encouraged.
We use quality of life add-ons akin to those found on HermitCraft to enhance the multiplayer experience while maintaining vanilla gameplay. Additionally, An optional resource pack allows players to submit their own custom models, hats, and items to be used for minigames, events, or more!

How to Join: If you are interested in joining us for 1.21 you can fill out an application on our Discord! New applicants won’t be whitelisted for this current season, but a world reset is planned once 1.21 releases. We anticipate this happening early to mid June. Until then, Wait List members are welcome to engage on our discord and in polls that shape the rules of next season.

Links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/jjFJxWBduz

Bluemap: http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out an application on our Discord. New applicants may not be whitelisted for the current season, but a world reset is planned for the release of Minecraft 1.21.
What age group is allowed on the server?	We are an 18+ community.
Are there any special features on the server?	We use quality of life add-ons and allow players to submit custom models, hats, and items for minigames and events.