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CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Farms Harvested:	401	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

MineCraftyBadvice

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	929
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ores Mined:	1108

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BadAdviceSMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DropQuote Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6544	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Farms Harvested:	950	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	455
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start chasing you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army invade spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will break out into a choreographed dance routine every time someone finds a rare item. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world.

NoSleepCraft

achievement, all nighter, Burnout, determination, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Focus, late night, mental clarity, mental strength, mental toughness, NoSleepCraft, perseverance, productivity, pushing limits, pushing through, self-discipline, sleep deprivation, staying awake, success, work ethic

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft after pulling an all-nighter? Well, on our server, we have a whole community of players who do just that! Join us and see if you can top the guy who built a functioning water park with only one hand while sleepwalking.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player defeat the dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Legend has it, the dragon still has nightmares about that epic battle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits (and maybe beyond), join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest challenges in the blocky world. Just make sure to stock up on coffee and snacks – you’re gonna need ’em!

NukeCraft Server: House Intel Warns!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ores Mined:	4415
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own nuclear weapons and declare urself a nuclear weapons state in just a few hours! our chairman of the house intelligence committee said so! hurry up before iran beats u to it! build ur own nukes, rule the world, and have a blast (literally)! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

PixelPatriotVSCommies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Items Found:	8198	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

BotanicalZooCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Potions Brewed:	194	Reality Warps Survived:	0

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!

NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2289	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).

so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.

The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4247	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!