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Minecrap2024

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Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

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Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉

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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Come for the drama, stay for the llama!

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ABOUT US	The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
HARDWARE & SETUP	Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)
MODS & TWEAKS	We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided! Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap here
APPLICATION	Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server here! Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules Step 2: Submit an application via our application link Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I am under 18?

A: Unfortunately, the Club SMP is strictly an 18+ server. We want to ensure a mature and enjoyable environment for all our players.

Q: Can I use mods not included in the server modpack?

A: We recommend using only the mods provided in our custom modpack to ensure compatibility and fairness among all players.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We aim to host events regularly to keep the community engaged and excited. The frequency of events may vary, but we strive to provide a fun experience for all players.

Q: Are donations accepted for the server?

A: At this time, we do not accept donations for the server. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community without the need for financial contributions.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on the Club SMP. We value a supportive and collaborative environment where all players can feel safe and enjoy their time in the game.

Slav(e) Women Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Slav woman – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the craziest creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav(e) women who are rumored to have magical powers that can turn your enemies into harmless sheep. So come on down and see why Slav(e) women are like this – you won’t be disappointed!

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Coin Minecraft SMP Trillion Dollar

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Join our Minecraft SMP and become a crypto mining legend! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital currency life now. Imagine trading your stacks of dirt for stacks of virtual coins worth millions in real life!

But be warned, the Coingecko™ and Coinmarketcap™ jews are always watching, ready to accept our one trillion supply coin and skyrocketing the crypto marketcap to infinity and beyond. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and become the richest player in the server? Join now and start mining your way to financial freedom!

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Minecrap2024

Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ – Come for the drama, stay for the llama!

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Slav(e) Women Minecraft Server

Coin Minecraft SMP Trillion Dollar