misfortunes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecrap2024

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

Chicken Nuggets Land: Where creeper explosions are a delicacy!

1. Mistakes, 10. Confusion, 2. Troubles, 3. Challenges, 4. Issues, 5. Blunders, 6. Disasters, 7. Failures, 8. Fiascos, 9. Downturns, Betrayals, bungles, Catastrophes, chicken, Collapses, Complications, creeper, deceptions, declines, delicacy, errors, explosions, Failures, Flops, Hardships, INCONVENIENCE, Land, misfortunes, mishaps, misunderstandings, mix-ups, nuggets, occurrence, Problems, setbacks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the villagers break out into dance parties every time you approach them? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky circus on steroids!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas or a giant tower made entirely out of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that offer valuable advice on how to survive in the wilderness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a group of deranged cows roaming the land, armed with swords and a thirst for revenge against anyone who dares to challenge their bovine supremacy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity), then join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re more dangerous than they look. 😉

ChubCraft: AITA Matchmaker?

age differences, aita, body image standards, body positivity, body type preferences, body types, chubby guy, ChubCraft, dad bod, dating etiquette, dating preferences, friend’s expectations, Friendship Dynamics, Matchmaker, Miscommunication., Personal preferences, Physical attraction, rebound relationship, relationship advice, setting expectations, setting up friends, setting up friends with dates, social dynamics

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	292
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some juicy gossip and outrageous stories!

Join us and meet our very own drama queen who just got out of a virtual relationship and is on the hunt for a Minecraft rebound! She’s looking for a blonde with a dad bod, but be warned, she’s got high standards and will show you pictures of bodybuilders like Jason Momoa as reference.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild love triangle and witness the drama unfold in our server. Who knows, you might even end up being the chubby guy in the middle of it all! Join now and prepare for some epic Minecraft drama!

PerfLife SMP: OneShotWonder

abundance, Adventure, career, Contentment, dream life, family, freedom, Friends, fulfillment, Happiness, health, joy, love, OneShotWonder, Passion, Peace, perfect life, PerfLife, purpose, smp, success, travel, wealth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6489	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	161	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can create your perfect life in the most ridiculous and outrageous ways possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players, and wearing a suit made of enchanted golden apples that gives you the power to fly.

But be warned, once you make your choices, there’s no going back! So choose wisely, whether you want to be a wizard with the ability to turn your enemies into chickens or a ninja who can teleport through dimensions with a snap of your fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and live out your wildest dreams in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

BlockBusterCraft

achieving goals, BlockBusterCraft, breaking free, emotional baggage, empowerment, fear of failure, fear of success, holding back, holding onto, inner strength, letting go, mental blocks, moving forward, negative thoughts, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, releasing the past, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-doubt, self-limiting beliefs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runes Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	323
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers, mining away with no excitement in sight? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’re ready to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon armed only with a wooden spoon. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those brave souls who are ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh along the way.

So what are you holding onto that’s holding you back? It’s time to let go and join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine guarded by dancing creepers or stumble upon a secret village run by talking llamas. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyVenezuelaVotePub

Accountability, call to action, CraftyVenezuelaVotePub, Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, EU, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Politics, public information, publish, Records, States, transparency, Venezuela, Voting, voting records

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

so like, imagine if Venezuela was a Minecraft server, right? and like, seven EU states are all like, “hey, publish your voting records, bro!” but like, Venezuela is just chillin’ in their virtual world, mining diamonds and building epic castles, not even worried about voting records.

but like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of all the drama and chaos, just like in real life! you’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be caught up in a heated debate about voting transparency.

plus, who knows what other crazy stuff will happen on this server? maybe a giant creeper will attack, or a secret underground city will be discovered. you never know what adventures await on this wild and wacky Minecraft server inspired by Venezuela! so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

🌟 Revoltuionary SMP 🌟 “No Square Brackets Needed”

bedrock edition, Brackets, Community, console, Economy, Enchants, Environment, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, Needed, pay to win, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, Revoltuionary, revolution, Servers, smp, Square, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1759	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Brand New Update 1.21 is Live! 🌟

Features:
✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

🌟 Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
🌟 Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
🌟 Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
🌟 Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
🌟 24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC):

Launch Minecraft.
Click “Multiplayer.”
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console):

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

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In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Block Love Minecraft Server

attraction, beauty standards, black men, Black women, BLOCK, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, cultural norms, DATING, emotional connection, gender, love, Minecraft, Personal preferences, physical appearance, Race, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal pressures, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ores Mined:	9398	Animals Bred:	64
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchantments Applied:	294	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is also where black men discover their undying love for black women – because who needs diamonds when you have true love, am I right? So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance!

“EZPZCoding” – Minecraft SMP

basic coding language, beginner coder, Beginner programming, coding for beginners, easiest programming language, easy coding, easy coding language, easy programming concepts, EZPZCoding, introduction to programming, learn programming, learning to code, Minecraft, programming basics, programming for absolute beginners, programming for beginners, programming for dummies, programming for newbies, programming for non-techies, programming made easy, programming tutorials, simple programming language, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Mines Excavated:	2792
Players Killed by Monsters:	5106	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP by 12-year-olds who code in their sleep? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for programming newbies like yourself! We promise that our server is so easy to navigate, even a potato could do it. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once coded an entire mini-game using only emojis. Join us now and experience the wild world of Minecraft programming for yourself!

BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed

assertive communication, blunt decline, BluntCraft, dog behavior, dog behavior boundaries, dog communication, dog dynamics, dog family, dog interactions, Dog lover, dog owner boundaries, dog playdate, dog playtime, dog relationships, dog social cues, dog socialization, dog training, dog walk, dog-human relationship, family dog, Needed, puppy owner, RSVP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of being coerced into things you didn’t plan to do? Do you love dogs but can’t stand when people humanize them too much? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building!

Our server is like a virtual oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone guilt-tripping you into staying longer than you want. No more dealing with over-dramatic dog lovers who think their pets are speaking in secret code – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

Join now and say goodbye to feeling like the bad guy for setting boundaries. Build your dream world and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CraftyCharmsMC

Allure, attraction, Body language, charisma, Charm, chemistry, Confidence, CraftyCharmsMC, ENERGY, eye contact, Grooming, instantly attractive, intelligence, Kindness, magnetism, Personality, physical appearance, positivity, sense of humor, Smile, Style

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever seen someone build a perfectly symmetrical house in Minecraft? Instant attraction right there! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by the most architecturally gifted players in the world. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of block-building geniuses who have mastered the art of pixelated perfection. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and talent, join us now! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that!

OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone

brain health, depression, diet, dietary sources, fatty acids, major depressive disorder, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood, nutrition, omega-3, omegacraft, Prevention, research, risk factors, study, Supplements, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.

imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.