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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2864 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1178 |
So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that took me to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. And get this, the unicorns were riding on top of the rainbows like they were surfboards. It was lit, bro.
And the best part is, on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.
So, like, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.