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misfortune Minecraft Servers

  • UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

    UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 5254
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3047
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

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    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join ASAP! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers and zombies instead of Oompa Loompas.

    So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that took me to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. And get this, the unicorns were riding on top of the rainbows like they were surfboards. It was lit, bro.

    And the best part is, on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.

    So, like, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snoyflop’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Snoyflop’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4058
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Towns Built: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us and become part of the legendary Snoyflop tribe, where we battle against the evil Snoysters who are always trying to ruin our fun. Will you be the hero that saves the day or will you join forces with the Snoysters and cause chaos? The choice is yours!

    But beware, on our server, anything can happen. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Join us now and let the insanity begin! Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the chaos and join our epic adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3392
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9071
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

    Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Misfortune

    Crafting Misfortune
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 5024
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

    also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

    oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 8178
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Votes: 6530 Potions Brewed: 134
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 4128
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ores Mined: 1650
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 170 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””

    ””six sixes checkem Minecraft SMP””
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 6831
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Falling into the Void: 2
    Animals Bred: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they will destroy you in PvP.

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry chickens who will peck you to death if you try to steal their loot.

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and blow up your builds just for fun, but hey, at least he’s a good listener.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LuckyMascotsMC SMP

    LuckyMascotsMC SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7771
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Potions Brewed: 188
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being overshadowed by those pesky little Minecraft mobs? Do you feel like you deserve to be the star of the show? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where YOU are the main character! No more getting pushed around by zombies and creepers, it’s your time to shine!

    Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?

    But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCursedLand

    CreeperCursedLand
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 5943
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner prankster and wreak havoc on your enemies in the most hilarious ways possible!

    Imagine trapping your nemesis in a never-ending loop of falling anvils or turning their entire base into a giant maze filled with exploding chickens. The possibilities are endless!

    Join us now and let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous curses to make your enemies regret ever crossing you. Who needs revenge when you have a Minecraft server full of devious tricks up your sleeve? Let the trolling begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

    Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1558
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

    Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

    Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

    Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7672
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2488 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

    – Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

    – Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

    – Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

    ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7491
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

    Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

    So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

    Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 9624
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Star Shards Collected: 225 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

    Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

    But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft

    WiIშly PбpцIaяCraft
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 6226
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1258 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 911 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8342 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most WiIშly PбpцIaя Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!

    2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!

    3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.

    4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

    MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 1711
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 366
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

    So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

    Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6998
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

    Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9697
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

    Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

    Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

    So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

    Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 7159
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

    But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

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  • MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

    MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 3742
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

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