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Neuron Misfire Server

actions, Brain neurons, Choking, cognitive function, fight or flight response, High-stakes situations, mental health, Misfire, neurological processes, neuron, neuroscience, performance anxiety, PRESSURE, Psychology, research, Rhesus monkeys, scientists, Server, Signals, STAKES, stress, study

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Emeralds Found:	6197	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain neurons misfiring all over the place! 🧠🔥 Our monkeys be sending signals to your body that make you do some wack stuff when the stakes are high! 😂🐒

Join us for some epic gameplay where you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will your neurons misfire and make you build a house upside down? Or maybe you’ll start speaking in monkey language! 🙊🙉

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! 🤪🎮

JobCraft Minecraft Server

JobCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1693	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	9181
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of taking care of a rude teenage child in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests and epic battles.

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like that job your friend can’t seem to keep. But unlike her, we guarantee you’ll never get thrown out for calling in sick daily. In fact, we encourage it! Sick days are like bonus points here.

Forget about chores and complaints, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. And hey, if you’re on your phone all day, no problem! We won’t judge, we’ll just be here waiting for you to join in on the fun.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can slay dragons and build epic castles all day?

DysfunctionalCraft: Dad & Stepmom Edition

Communication Issues, dad, DysfunctionalCraft, Edition, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, mother figure, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, Resentment, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom, stepmom issues, stepmother, stepson, therapy boundaries, therapy communication, therapy compliance, therapy goals, therapy homework, therapy progress, therapy session

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where family therapy drama meets block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where stepmoms want to be called “momma” and sons just want to be called “stepson.”

Embark on a quest to navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships, all while crafting the coolest pixelated creations. Will you embrace having a second mom in-game, or will you stand your ground and demand to be called “stepson”? The choice is yours!

But beware, failing to complete your therapy homework may result in being kicked out of the server by our virtual therapist. Will you be the ultimate Minecraft AITA (Am I The Avatar)? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, attitude, Behavior, character flaws, close-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, insensitivity, lack of empathy, laziness, negative qualities, personality traits, pet peeve, rudeness, Selfishness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Do you hate it when people don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have a deep admiration for virtual architecture! Join us and show off your building skills to impress our resident block enthusiasts.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!

EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server

diplomatic consequences, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, eastern europe, EU meeting, EU relations, EUkraineCraft, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, government decision, Hungary, Hungary news, Hungary-EU conflict, Hungary-Ukraine relations, international affairs, Minecraft, political tensions, Server, Ukraine stance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7803
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

haha yo join dis server cuz it got more drama den Hungary and EU fightin over Ukraine yo. we got crazy builds dat will make yo head spin like a beyblade. our players be like ninja warriors, sneakin around and pullin pranks on each other. plus, we got a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds and gold like a pirate. come join da fun and be part of da madness yo!

BlockyHeatwaveMC

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than the hottest day ever recorded on july 21! we got lava pits that make you sweat just looking at them, and mobs that will make you wish you stayed in the shade. but don’t worry, we also have ice cream mountains and water slides to cool you off.

rumor has it that herobrine himself couldn’t handle the heat and had to retreat to the nether. but you, brave adventurer, can conquer this fiery world and become the ultimate block master. join now and see if you can survive the hottest day in minecraft history!

Touch of Death Server

dark humor, death, death personified, FANTASY, folklore, grim reaper, legend, mortality, Myth, Mythology, personification, reaping souls, Scythe, Server, Supernatural, Supernatural powers, Symbolism, Touch, touch of death, touch of doom, weapon

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where the grim reaper is actually a friendly dude who just wants to play some blocky games with u! he doesn’t need a scythe cuz he’s got mad skills at pvp. u can challenge him to a duel and if u win, he’ll give u a diamond sword that’s been blessed by the ghost of steve. but beware, if u lose, he’ll turn u into a zombie pigman for a day! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots? come join us for some spooky fun and maybe even make friends with a skeleton or two!

ArcticTreeCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, ArcticTreeCraft, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, climate resilience, colder regions, conservation, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, forestry management, global warming, Migration, natural habitats, tree species, weather patterns, wetter regions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also save the planet at the same time? well, this server is perfect for u! we got trees movin to colder, wetter places cuz of climate change, so u can help them find their new homes while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers! plus, rumor has it that herobrine is tryin to stop us from plantin trees, so we gotta band together and show him who’s boss! join now and be a hero for the environment and for minecraft!

Whisped Frenzy Minecraft Server

Frenzy, Minecraft, Server, Whisped

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the chat can’t contain its excitement! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary creature known as the “Fuck whisped”! Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bro Minecraft Server

blocky, Bro, domestic violence, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender-based violence, hatred, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in education, misogyny in history, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in politics, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in religion, misogyny in society, Server, sexism, toxic masculinity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	9102
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4543

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for misogyny! Why join our server, you ask? Well, because here, we believe in equality and respect for all players, regardless of gender. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that would make even Notch himself jealous, and most importantly, make friends who will have your back through thick and thin.

So come on, leave your outdated and offensive beliefs at the door and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on our server. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Sister’sWeddingRuiner Minecraft Server

disobeying parents, family ban, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family lies, family relationships, Family Reunion, Family secrets, limited contact, Minecraft, ruining wedding, Server, SistersWeddingRuiner, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, secrets, and lies just like in this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, reconciling with estranged relatives, and planning weddings that may or may not ruin someone else’s big day. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server?

Join now and dive into a world where alliances are tested, relationships are strained, and wedding dresses may or may not end up in flames. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning who’s really on your side. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!