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Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DinoCraft: Harenadraco’s Nest

ancient history, Baruungoyot Formation, DinoCraft, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, evolutionary biology, Fossil discovery, Harenadraco prima, Harenadracos, Late Cretaceous, mongolia, Nemegt Basin, NEST, new genus, Palaeontologists, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, troodontid dinosaur, troodontids, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft players! We got a server so lit, even dinosaurs wanna join! We got this new dino called Harenadraco prima, straight outta Mongolia, ready to wreck havoc in the Baruungoyot Formation. Troodontids be roaming around like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and prehistoric beasts. Can you survive in a world where dinosaurs rule? Come on in and show off your Minecraft skills, but watch out for those sneaky troodontids! Let’s see if you got what it takes to conquer the Nemegt Basin and become the ultimate dino slayer!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!

Application Process, balanced rules, brooms, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, Mops, Nations, new players, Pickaxes, player events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, Seed reset, smp, Stories, Swords, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Overview

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player-made events, and more. It offers a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitors Closet SMP?	Janitor’s Closet SMP is a server for creating fantasy nations, engaging in diplomacy, war, and special events.
What makes Janitors Closet SMP unique?	The server offers a tightly knit community, balanced rules, and moderators for a great player experience.
What plugins are available on the server?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more are available for quality of life and enhancing roleplay.
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.

NuHeights Minecraft Server

Challenges, Competition, creativity, Evolution, Failure, Future, game development, games, Gaming, growth, Heights, Industry, innovation, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, Nữ, NuHeights, Potential, Server, Soft, soulless, success, video games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the creators of Dark Souls can’t handle the intensity! They’ve become soulless just thinking about how awesome our server is.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule the land with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a mythical dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

SpikeCraft Minecraft Server

#Automotive, aftermarket modifications, Aftermarket Parts, aftermarket spikes, Automotive Industry, car accessories, car community, car customization, car detailing, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car parts, car upgrades, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, SpikeCraft, spikes, vehicle enhancements, vehicle modifications

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got aftermarket spikes that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Trust us, once you’ve seen these spikes in action, you’ll never want to play on a normal server again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-wielding llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. Join our server and you just might find yourself caught up in a llama-led revolution unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with spikes, llamas, and endless adventure!

DadGF Drama: Lost & Found

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DadGF, Defending, Divorce, Drama, family, father figure, Girlfriend, grandson, Humiliation, Lies, Lost, loyalty, parenting, relationships, Respect, social media, standing up, step parent, VALUES

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone! Just like how this player stood up for their mom, you can stand up for what’s right in our server too. Join us and show off your skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MoneyCraft Server

affluent communities, affluent living, dream location, exclusive neighborhoods, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant residences, high-end real estate, lavish accommodations, lavish lifestyle, luxurious living, luxury destinations, luxury living, millionaire’s paradise, MoneyCraft, opulent living, premium living, Server, top-tier living, ultimate dream home, unlimited funds, upscale living, wealthy neighborhoods

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	246	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old house made of bricks and mortar? Come join our Minecraft server and build your dream mansion made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds! With unlimited money (in the form of in-game currency, of course), you can live like a Minecraft king or queen!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

Creepin’ and Eatin’

appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.

HamasCraft: Guilty of Blocks & Bombs

Accountability, armed conflict, blocks, bombs, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, gaza conflict, Geneva Conventions, Guilty, Hamas, HamasCraft, human rights abuses, human rights violations, human rights watch, International Criminal Court, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Oct 7, united nations, United Nations Security Council, violations of humanitarian law, War Crimes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, like, the most insane server out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha. it’s, like, a party 24/7 on this server.

and get this, we got, like, secret underground tunnels that lead to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. u gotta be, like, super sneaky to find them, but it’s totally worth it. plus, we got, like, a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t know which way is up.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yeah, that’s right. u can fly around on a freakin’ dragon and, like, breathe fire on all the other players. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, totally awesome, dude.

WitchHuntersAnonymous

Accountability, cancel culture, discrimination, Due Process, Evidence, false allegations, fear, historical events, justice system, mass hysteria, Misinformation, mob mentality, modern society, PARANOIA, prejudice, public opinion, scapegoating, social media, stupidity, Witch Trials, WitchHuntersAnonymous

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6280
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the witch trials but with a twist! instead of boring old trials, we have epic build battles to determine who is the true witch!

build a cauldron that actually brews potions or a broomstick that can actually fly! the possibilities are endless on our server where magic is real and accusations are flying faster than a witch on a broomstick!

join now and show off your building skills while dodging accusations left and right! who knows, you may even become the ultimate witch hunter or the most powerful witch in all the land! come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the witch trials 2.0!

GelCraft: Meds & Mixins

atomic bonds, drug delivery, drug efficacy, drug formulation., drug safety, drug stability, GelCraft, healthcare innovation, high temperatures, Hydrogel, long term storage, medical technology, medication preservation, medication storage, meds, Mixins, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, protein-based drugs, SHAKING, shelf life extension, storage solutions, temperature control

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

lol u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like hydrogel for ur minecraft experience, preserving all da fun for WEEKS outside of a fridge! like, u can mix all da protein-based adventures with our hydrogels and keep all da atomic bonds of excitement safe from high temperatures or shaking. it’s like ur meds for boredom, but in minecraft form. join now for a prescription of FUN!