Miserable MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DaughterQuitsTeam Minecraft Server

Drunk, Girls, Issues, TEAM, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero hotel room shenanigans and no late-night door banging from drunk teammates!

Join us and avoid the chaos of AAU drama, like Zoe did when she left her team to join us. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unnecessary distractions.

Forget about toughing it out and pushing through issues – on our server, the only thing you’ll be pushing is blocks to build your dream creations. So come join us and leave the drama behind! Your sanity will thank you.

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Ben’s Bored Minecraft Server

tags, Server, gwen, Miserable, Absolutely

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some chaos and mayhem to spice up your gameplay? Look no further than our server, where Ben is on a mission to make Gwen’s summer a living nightmare! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and non-stop laughter as Ben tries to outwit Gwen at every turn. Who will come out on top in this hilarious showdown? Join now to find out!

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PixelPlebs Minecraft Server

trannies, mentally ill, dweebs, addicted to porn, antisocial

Are you tired of dealing with unpleasant white people in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and enjoy a world free of passive-aggressive behavior and gossip! Our community is full of diverse and vibrant personalities, unlike those dweebs and trannies you encounter in real life. Plus, our server is dog-free, so you won’t have to worry about barking and poop ruining your gameplay. Say goodbye to white fatigue and hello to a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

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LazyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t be bothered to explode

coding, bothered, motivation, learn, perseverance

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you too lazy to learn how to code like those try-hard players? Well, have no fear because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let your depression fuel your creativity as you build the most epic structures without lifting a finger. Our server is so easy to use, even a depressed sloth could dominate the game. So come join us and let your inner laziness shine in all its glory!

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HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Manipulation, stupid shit, psy op, Conspiracy

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

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Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

self-deprecating, self-acceptance, good face, self-esteem issues, self-doubt

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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ChimpCraft: Bark & Wood Medicine

wood, medicinal benefits, Animal Behavior, medicinal plants, wild chimpanzees

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a chimp and eat bark and dead wood for medicinal effects! we got wild chimpanzees running around getting high on plants and doing crazy stuff. u never know what u gonna see on this server, it’s a jungle out there! so come swing on by and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

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CurlySMP Launch: Now with modded farts!

Structures, Modpack, farts, Artifacts, Performance

CurlySMP Server Launch

Join us for the launch of CurlySMP and be one of the first to play on the server. The server is on version 1.20.1 and will remain this way for the foreseeable future.

About CurlySMP

Server Type Community-based

World Interaction World border expands each week, player voted mods are added

Dimension Resets Nether and End dimensions reset weekly

CurlySMP’s Future

We envision CurlySMP becoming a thriving community with a variety of player-chosen mods. There will be periodic resets to introduce new modpacks and keep the gameplay fresh.

Beginning Mods

Artifacts

Create

Framed Blocks

Iron Chests

Iron spells n spellbooks

Lootr

Simple Voice Chat

Drawers

Join Us Now

The server is currently open to all players and not whitelisted. Feel free to join the Discord community here.

FAQ

Are there any banned mods?

No, there are no banned mods on CurlySMP. However, griefing and malicious behavior are not allowed.

How often does the world border expand?

The world border expands weekly, allowing players to explore new areas and discover new mods.

Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to suggest mods for consideration. The most voted mods will be added to the server.

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EldenCraft Minecraft Server

spreadsheets, Server, #youtube, patches, Mapgenie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and discover hidden treasures!

Forget about regular patches, our server has patches that come straight from Elden Ring! That’s right, you can experience the latest updates from the game itself while playing Minecraft. How cool is that?

And don’t even get me started on our character planners. Plan out your build with our interactive planners and dominate the server like a true warrior. Plus, our interactive map will help you navigate through the Lands Between like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the group password “erg” to unlock a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, our server is so epic that even the previous players can’t stop talking about it!

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CellMateCraft Server

prison conversation, prison survival, prison community, criminal justice, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your new cell mate is a creeper who loves to blow things up! Don’t worry, he’s a blast to hang out with (literally). Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with zombie pigmen who just want to borrow your diamonds for a quick snack. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the ultimate prison break adventure in Minecraft!

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Server Type	Community-based
World Interaction	World border expands each week, player voted mods are added
Dimension Resets	Nether and End dimensions reset weekly

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CurlySMP Server Launch

About CurlySMP

CurlySMP’s Future

Beginning Mods

Join Us Now

FAQ

Are there any banned mods?

How often does the world border expand?

Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?