lol imagine a minecraft server where incels can finally feel appreciated and understood. we got pigs that will listen to all your problems and creepers that will blow up anyone who tries to judge you. our community is full of sympathetic players who will always have your back, no matter how many times you die in lava. come join us and finally feel like you belong somewhere, where everyone gets you and your struggles. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold incel support group meetings every saturday. trust me, you won’t find a more welcoming and understanding server out there.
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SympathyCraft – NoBlameZone
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CraftyLiesMC
Remember when your parents told you that eating carrots would make you see in the dark? Well, they were lying to you because the real secret to unlocking your night vision is joining our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that your eyes will literally start glowing in the dark once you start playing.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building diamond castles. If you can find them, they might just teach you their ways and you’ll be living in a palace made of diamonds in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of marshmallows and swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. It’s a sugar rush like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and maybe even some talking pigs. Trust us, it’s way better than eating carrots.
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BlockyDelusions
Are you still convinced that eating carrots will give you night vision like a Minecraft potion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret carrot farm that actually DOES give you night vision! Join us and witness the magic of glowing like a superhero in the dark caves of Minecraft.But wait, there’s more! Have you ever thought that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a special “Dig Down for Diamonds” event where players compete to see who can find the most bling at the bottom of their mining shaft. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with pixelated riches!
And if you’ve ever believed that wearing a pumpkin on your head will protect you from Endermen, then you’ll fit right in on our server. We have a whole village dedicated to pumpkin-headed players who roam around scaring off any mobs that dare to come near. It’s like a Halloween party every day!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where your childhood dreams and fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that riding a pig into battle is actually the most effective strategy ever!
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Angry Blocks: Dumb Dudes & Disappointed Divas
so, like, come join this server, cuz like, if you’re an angrier dude, you’ll be seen as, like, less smart by the ladies. and, like, that’s not cool, man. so, like, join our server and chill out, bro. we got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want. and, like, maybe you’ll find a lady who thinks you’re super smart, even if you’re, like, raging all the time. so, like, come on, join us and find true love in the world of blocks and pixels. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, man.
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MythBustersCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of bacon! Yes, you heard that right – bacon pickaxes! Not only are they delicious, but they also have a 100% chance of dropping diamonds every time you mine a block.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken – a massive, feathered beast that lays explosive eggs and shoots lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its golden feathers as your prize!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Creeper King himself. Dance the night away with explosive beats and watch out for his killer dance moves!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have bacon pickaxes and disco-dancing creepers?
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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.
So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
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QuinoaQueen Minecraft SMP
Lol, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.Join our server and you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers, a pet zombie that does your homework for you, and a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and the dankest memes.
And don’t even get me started on the food, man. We got carrots that make you run faster than Usain Bolt, potatoes that give you super strength, and cake that makes you invincible. It’s like a buffet of epicness, but with pixelated pixels instead of real food.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendship is even better. Let’s do this, gamers!
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100YearOldNoob Minecraft SMP
Bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP and live FOREVER! We have a secret potion that keeps you young and immortal in the game. Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every day, where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our wacky SMP and live like a Minecraft god forever?! Join now before the evil villagers steal all the cookies and turn everyone into llamas!
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CraftyMythBusters
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and legends? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some outrageous myths that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!Join our server and discover the myth that in our country, pigs can fly! That’s right, forget about boring old pigs rolling around in the mud, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.
But that’s not all! Another crazy myth on our server is that diamonds grow on trees! Forget about digging deep underground for those precious gems, just take a stroll through our enchanted forest and pluck some sparkling diamonds right off the branches.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try to find the legendary unicorn mount that roams our server. Rumor has it that this magical creature can teleport you to far-off lands with just a flick of its rainbow tail.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the myths are as wild as your imagination!
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GirlfriendRevelationsMC SMP
Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m on, it’s like a whole other universe, man. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give you superpowers. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons.But wait, it gets even crazier. The other day, we had a massive prank war where someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with exploding chickens. And then, out of nowhere, a group of ninja pandas showed up and started doing backflips off the trees. It was insane, man.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the legendary battles we have against the evil Ender Dragon. We suit up in our diamond armor, grab our enchanted swords, and charge into battle like fearless warriors. It’s like something out of a fantasy movie, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.