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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6042 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 133 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.
So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?
