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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1161 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 343 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?
But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.
So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!
