misallocating – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Zero Carbon Fun Land
1.5°C pathways, carbon, carbon dioxide removal, cdr, decarbonised sectors, Failure, Fun, hard-to-abate emissions, Land, misallocating, net zero
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.
But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!
We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

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Pixel Pondering 1.21
arguing online, Blocking, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., final arguments, insults, internet conflict, internet trolls, keyboard warriors, online arguments, online behavior, online conflict resolution, online conversations, online disputes, online drama, online etiquette, personal attacks, petty behavior, PIXEL, pondering, respectful communication, respectful discourse
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of online arguments that end in respectful banter! We promise that our players will always respond with a final hail Mary argument before resorting to personal attacks and insults. And don’t worry, we won’t block you before you can respond – we love a good debate! So come join us and experience the pettiest behavior in the best way possible.

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PizzaLover420 Minecraft SMP
best pizza, comfort food, fast food, Favorite Food, favorite pizza, food cravings, indulgent meals, Italian Cuisine, Minecraft, pizza cheese, pizza choices, pizza crust, pizza favorites, pizza flavors, pizza preferences, pizza sauce, pizza styles, pizza toppings, pizza types, pizza varieties, PizzaLover420, smp
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit pizza parties ever! Like, we have a special pizza plugin that lets you order any pizza you want in-game and it magically appears in front of you. And get this, the creepers are actually just misunderstood pizza delivery guys who want to give you a slice of pepperoni instead of blowing you up. Plus, our admins are actually pizza chefs in real life so they know all the best toppings to put on your virtual pizza. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉

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BlockyBedroomBoom
0 to 100, arousal, BlockyBedroomBoom, chemistry, Climax, Connection, desire, ecstasy, FANTASY, INTENSE, Intimacy, Passion, Pleasure, real quick, satisfaction, seduction, sexual experience, Steamy, unexpected, unforgettable, Wild
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, your sexual experience will go from 0 to “100” real quick!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter sexy villagers, seductive creepers, and scandalous skeletons. Build your own love shack and engage in steamy roleplay with other players.
But beware, things can get hot and heavy quickly on our server. One minute you’re mining for resources, the next you’re in a passionate embrace with a zombie pigman.
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take it to a whole new level, come join us for some naughty fun!

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Nerve-Building Girl-Calling Parent-Answering Kids
awkward moments, calling girls, Communication, courting, DATING, Etiquette, generation gap, GirlCalling, Kids, kids today, Memories, nerve, NerveBuilding, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, ParentAnswering, parents, pastimes, phone calls, relationships, Social Skills, societal changes, Technology, teenage years
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual gf without having to worry about her parents picking up the phone!!! u can make her as pretty as u want and she won’t ever say no to u cuz she’s just a bunch of blocks!!! plus, u can go on virtual dates in the game and even get virtual married!!! who needs real girls when u have a minecraft gf?! join now for the most epic love story of ur life!!!

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DracoMC
Adventure, clean, Community, competitive, Custom, Easy-to-Navigate, Economy, exchange, Exploration, Innovative, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, Modpack, Pixelmon, Player-focused, Progression, quality of life features, Rewards, seamless, Survival, trainer, Welcoming
DracoMC is dedicated to delivering a one-of-a-kind Pixelmon experience in a clean, easy-to-navigate format that ensures seamless gameplay for all. Our server is designed to foster a vibrant, community-driven environment with engaging progression based content that keeps players motivated. Enjoy daily rewards, playtime incentives, and unique quality-of-life features crafted to enhance your journey. Explore our exclusive Custom Legendary Exchange, offering exciting ways to obtain legendary Pokémon and expand your collection. Whether you’re a casual explorer or a competitive trainer, DracoMC provides a well-organized, player focused experience that’s both innovative and welcoming. Join us today and elevate your adventure!
Pixelmon Version: 9.1.13 Build: 1.3.16:
We use and recommend The Pixelmon Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack/files/5954570
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Liquid Gaming
1.8 PVP Style, Active Admins, Auction, Casino, chat games, Chunk collectors, chunk loader, Coinflip, Crates, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, daily quest, Economy, Homes, Item Stacker, KitPvP, Kits, Koth, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Mob Arena, Mob Collectors, No Lag, Outpost, Perks, Player Sign Shops, Plots, Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Ranks, Skills-Levels, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Veinminer, Withdraw Money, XP..
Minecraft Survival Server ⭐600+ Custom Enchantments – ⭐KOTH – ⭐Crates ⭐Skills-Levels – ⭐Daily Quest – ⭐Homes ⭐Kits – ⭐Ranks/Perks/Buyingame Money – ⭐PVP Arena – ⭐Outpost – ⭐Economy/Trading/Auction ⭐Player Sign Shops – ⭐Teleport \ Homes – ⭐Land Claiming ⭐Mob Arena – ⭐1.8 PVP Style – ⭐Coinflip – ⭐Chunk Loader ⭐Casino – ⭐Chat Games – ⭐Chat Games – ⭐Chunk Collectors ⭐Mob Collectors – ⭐Mob/Item Stacker – ⭐Land Claiming ⭐Leaderboards – ⭐VeinMiner – ⭐Withdraw Money/XP ⭐NO LAG – ⭐Plots – ⭐Active Admins – ⭐Much More Plugins
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Horror Anime Craft 1.21.1
1.21.1, Anime, Craft, Dark, depiction, Disturbing, emotional, fear, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Manga, portrayal, Psychological, rape, Realistic, Sensitive, sexual assault, taboo, Trauma, violence, WOMAN
Lol, bro, forget about that deep stuff! Join our Minecraft server instead!
We got creepers that explode like your mind when you see a bad hentai plot twist!
Our zombies are scarier than a tentacle monster in a doujinshi!
Skeletons shoot arrows faster than you can say “Senpai noticed me!”
And don’t even get me started on our Endermen, they’ll make you question reality more than a yandere waifu!
So come join us for some epic Minecraft madness that will make you say “WTF did I just experience?!”

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MommaSaidNo Minecraft Server
communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional Abuse, emotional wellness, family dynamics, family trauma, forgiveness, generational patterns, healing from abuse, mental health, Minecraft, MommaSaidNo, mother-daughter relationships, narcissistic behavior, personal growth, self-assertion, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, walking away
Looking for a place to escape your mom’s insults and drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build, explore, and most importantly, avoid being called a narcissist or psycho by your own mother.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting blocked in your room until you forgive her or being labeled a manipulator for wanting to take a walk. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and hanging out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with a verbally abusive parent.
Don’t follow the pattern of generations past – break free from the cycle and join our server today! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining adventures? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

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NoGFVacayAllowed
Airbnb, Behavior, children, christmas gift, Experience, family, Fiance, funding, Girlfriend, Meeting, Nervous, new girlfriend, NoGFVacayAllowed, Overnight, refusal, resort, step-son, stepson, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate family vacation experience! Just like this family’s Christmas trip, we promise a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.
Join us and bring your stepsons, fiancés, girlfriends, and even your 3-year-old twins for an unforgettable journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a mysterious stranger at a restaurant who will add some drama to the mix!
Don’t worry about not knowing someone, because on our server, everyone is welcome (except creepers, of course). And if your stepson throws a fit about not being able to bring his new “girlfriend,” we promise to keep the drama level at a minimum (unless you count the explosive mining adventures).
So pack your virtual bags and get ready for a trip of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs Christmas gifts when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

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BlockbusterLove Minecraft SMP
action, adult humor, Adventure, BlockBusterLove, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, funny, humor, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, movie title, Mystery, Passion, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, Sci Fi, sex life, smp, Suspense, Thriller
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers but with blocks! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. The admins are like wizards who can summon diamonds out of thin air. And the best part is, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s like a movie title that describes your sex life – totally unpredictable and full of surprises! So come join us and let’s build a world of chaos and laughter together!

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