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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 172 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2701 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8262 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.
join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.
plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.
so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!
