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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8413 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 126 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
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