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MirrorMart: Only Pre-Owned!
join dis server if u wanna see urself in a used mirror!!! we got da craziest mirror collection in all of minecraft land. u can see ur reflection in mirrors dat have been used by famous minecrafters like steve and herobrine. but be careful, sum mirrors might be haunted by ghostly creepers and skeletons! if u brave enuff to face ur reflection in a used mirror, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and experience da thrill of seeing urself in a mirror dat has seen it all. u wont find dis kind of craziness anywhere else, so come on in and let da mirror madness begin! -
Genius VOMS 999 – Henya’s LOLcraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a journey to outer space! 🚀 Join us and explore the galaxy with Henya the Genius from Vshojo as your guide. She’ll teach you how to build a rocket ship out of diamond blocks and fly to the moon in style.But that’s not all! You’ll also meet the rest of the VOMS Project crew, including Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. Together, you’ll battle aliens, mine for space ore, and maybe even discover a new planet filled with creepers in astronaut suits.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got bonus content from Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and the one and only Amano Pikamee. They’ll show you how to survive in space using only a stick and a potato.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌
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Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition
Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of mad scientists who have created a potion that turns all the zombies into friendly unicorns. That’s right, no more getting attacked by brain-hungry monsters!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the enchanted forest. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who guards the chest.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our dragon boss who breathes rainbow fire and shoots fireworks from its tail. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon a squad of dancing skeletons to fight by your side.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wicked thread gang show you a Minecraft experience like no other!
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Crafty GOP Griefers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.
Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.
So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!
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Dragon Droppings
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!
So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?
So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)
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Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.
Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
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Crafty Tears
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.