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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7503 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Ores Mined: | 5310 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 6982 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!