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ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	7744	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Enchantments Applied:	161	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	119
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	279
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	7747
Animals Bred:	99	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	3689	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	8589
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Players Killed by Monsters:	6899
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Farms Harvested:	233	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchantments Applied:	201
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	718	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!