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GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, Experience, growth, hard knocks, learning, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, self improvement, tough lessons, trial and error, trial by fire, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

combat operations, communication devices, cyber espionage, digital warfare, electronic devices, forces, geopolitical tensions, Information Security, military intelligence, Military operations, military regulations, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, national security, prohibited devices, Redstone, revolution, Russian government, Server, smartphone usage, smartphones ban, technology restriction, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Animals Bred:	182	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

Agreement, Approval, Conflict, consensus, Danish, denmark, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, governmental parties, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military Action, nato, normal, offensive, Politics, russia, Scandinavian countries, Ukraine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Potions Brewed:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled

illusionist, internet magic, magic community, magic exposure, magic industry, magic revealed, magic revealed online, magic secrets, magic secrets exposed, magic secrets revealed online, magic tricks, magic tricks revealed, magic tutorials, magic tutorials online, MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled, magician community, magician culture, magician secrets, magicians, online magic, Secrets Revealed

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so, like, picture this: u r chillin in ur house, mining sum diamonds and stuff, when all of a sudden, a wild llama appears outta nowhere and starts spitting at u. but don’t worry, cuz on our server, llamas are actually secret agents sent by the government to test ur survival skills. join us to see if u can outsmart the llamas and become the ultimate diamond collector!

also, did u know that our server is home to the legendary chicken that can lay golden eggs? yep, u heard it right. this chicken is like the holy grail of all chickens and if u can find it, u will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal chicken nuggets. join us now and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find the golden egg-laying chicken!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. he may explode every now and then, but deep down, he’s just a lonely soul looking for companionship. join us and befriend the creeper ghost, and who knows, maybe u’ll even get a free explosion massage out of it!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave u laughing, crying, and questioning ur sanity. trust us, u won’t regret it!

BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!

Aging population, alcohol and aging, alcohol and health, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption effects, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol guidelines, alcohol intake, Benefits, blocks, BoomersCraft, booze, drinking habits, elderly health, elderly individuals, health outcomes, health recommendations, health risks, large study, Moderate drinking, older adults, public health, research findings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!