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DeathDefyingKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the most mundane tasks will have you on the edge of your seat. Just ask our player who once accidentally dug straight down and found themselves face-to-face with a horde of angry zombies. Talk about a close call!

So if you’re ready for heart-pounding excitement, death-defying adventures, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to have the time of your life – and maybe even cheat death a few times along the way!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Farms Harvested:	276	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Animals Bred:	90
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1385	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	8417	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mines Excavated:	1876

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5290	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!