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KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

air travel, Airplane, Almaty, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Central Asia, crash, CREW, Edition, emergency landing, emergency response, flight incident, fortunate survivors, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan, miraculous escape, near miss, passenger plane, Passengers, plane, plane accident, survivors

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, EVERYONE is survivin’ like a Kazakhstan passenger plane crash, but in Minecraft world! We got like, magical powers dat keep you from fallin’ outta da sky, so you can build and explore and stuff without worryin’ ’bout crashin’ and burnin’. Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons flyin’ around protectin’ ya from creepers and zombies. It’s like, a crazy adventure every time you log on, so why wouldn’t ya wanna join dis epic server, right? Join now and be a part of da wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	1603	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

CloseCallMinecraftSMP

almost catastrophe, almost disaster, breathless moment, brush with death, close call, close encounter, close escape, close shave, CloseCallMinecraftSMP, dodged a bullet, edge of disaster, hair-raising experience, heart in mouth, heart-stopping close call, heart-stopping moment, lucky escape, miraculous escape, narrow escape, narrowly avoided, near miss, skin of my teeth

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crops Grown:	9754
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

brush with death, close call, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-stopping, life changing, life or death, life saver, life saving, life-altering, life-threatening, LuckySurvivor, memorable experience, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, miraculous escape, near-death, saved life, second chance, smp, Survival, thankful, unforgettable

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	95

Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!

DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, close call, close to death, death-defying, DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-pounding, heart-stopping, life changing, life flashing before my eyes, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, out-of-body experience, second chance, Survival, thankful to be alive

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Potions Brewed:	126
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in the most ridiculous ways possible! One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava, but luckily I had a bucket of water on me and managed to save myself by creating obsidian stairs to safety. Another time, I was exploring a dark cave and got ambushed by a group of creepers, but I managed to survive by using my expert parkour skills to dodge their explosions. If you want to test your luck and see how many times you can cheat death in Minecraft, this is the server for you!

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, brush with disaster, brush with mortality, close call, dangerous situation., DeathCraft, Experience, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, INTENSE, life changing, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening, Minecraft, miraculous escape, near-death, Server, Shocking.., Survival, Terrifying, thankful to be alive, traumatic event

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you, ready to blow you to smithereens? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make you invincible to those green menaces! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our crazy world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience the most intense near-death experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Mommy Mayhem Minecraft

big brain move, Childbirth, close call, dangerous actions, family dynamics, giving birth, life changing events, life-threatening moments, life-threatening situations, maternal bond, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, Minecraft, miraculous escape, Mommy, mother-child relationship, Motherhood, Near Death Experience, parental instincts, risky behavior, risky decisions, risky situations, survival instincts

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Ban, banner, description, GIF, LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

c3.vanilla-box.ru

Larper’s Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, depression, Larper, LARPers, Larping, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Therapy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	134053
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft things? Well, look no further because on our server, you can just press a button and instantly have a mansion made of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate exclusively in dolphin noises. It’s like being in your own underwater paradise, except there’s no water and you’re not a dolphin.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game turn into dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Officially Entered Minecraft SMP Evangelion Timeline

Angels, Anime, Asuka Langley Soryu, dystopian, Entered, Eva Unit 00, Eva Unit 01, Eva Unit 02, evangelion, Gainax, Hideaki Anno, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NERV, officially, Psychological, Rei Ayanami, science fiction, Shinji Ikari, smp, Third Impact, Timeline

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have officially entered the Evangelion timeline! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, we’re here to pilot giant mechs and battle against otherworldly creatures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off massive angels with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword. Who needs armor when you have the power of friendship and giant robot suits, am I right?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create our own Eva units. Who knows, you might just be the chosen one to pilot one of these bad boys and save the world from impending doom.

So come join us on this wild ride through the Evangelion timeline, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few giant monsters trying to destroy everything you hold dear). See you on the battlefield, fellow pilot!

DarkLight

Adventure, city, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Npcs, Parkour, Pixelart, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Can you rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and rule the leaderboards? Welcome to DarkLight; the ultimate prison experience in Minecraft 1.21.1! As an inmate, you’ll grind, mine, and quest to climb the ranks. With each new rank, access better resources, exclusive areas, and valuable shops.

139.99.136.69:25585

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, kai, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, sandwiches, Server, Teaser, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	5726
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magic Items Found:	4376	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the ultimate virtual revenge experience! Our special program will have you seeking revenge like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events, such as “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” where you’ll uncover hidden secrets, or “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem” where chaos reigns supreme.

And don’t forget about our exclusive assistant program, “En-Nah,” where you’ll have a virtual assistant at your fingertips. Need help in combat simulation? Join our “Data Bounty” event and show off your skills.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeem our exclusive in-game codes for special gifts and access to even more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

BaeCraft Minecraft SMP: Girls from /b/ that you want more of

b.., BaeCraft, from /b/, from /b/ that, Girls, girls from, girls from /b/, girls you want, long tail, Minecraft, more, more of, more of girls, OF girls, of girls from, smp, tags, that you want, Want, want more, you want more

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	747503
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls from /b/ that you won’t be able to resist! These ladies are not your average Minecraft players – they are skilled builders, expert PvPers, and have a wicked sense of humor.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to go on crazy adventures with these girls, like hunting down rare mobs in the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond armor or building a giant statue of a meme that only true /b/tards will understand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with the girls from /b/ that you can’t get enough of!

BurnSmp

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival Multiplayer Crossplay Community Discord Creations Adventures PC Console Mobile Vibrant Chat Builds Challenges Alliances Imagination Forge Conquer Thriving Unleash, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155

Welcome to BurnSMP! Dive into an epic survival multiplayer experience where creativity knows no bounds! BurnSMP is a crossplay server, allowing players from all devices that support official Minecraft to join the fun. Whether you’re on PC, console, or mobile, you’ll find a welcoming community ready to explore, build, and embark on adventures together. Join our vibrant Discord server to chat with fellow members, share your creations, and coordinate gameplay with friends. Here, everyone can contribute to a thriving world filled with exciting challenges, unique builds, and unforgettable moments. Get ready to forge alliances, conquer challenges, and unleash your imagination in BurnSMP. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create! Join us today!

167.114.34.254:25585

MelonSurvival

4000 blocks, active owners, avoid raiding, bedrock, BUILD, Chill, Community, Cross-Play, Friendly, Growing, hard mode, No Griefing, No Hacks, Players, PvP, Raiding, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	209633	Magic Items Found:	6736
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

MelonSurvival is a semi-vanilla survival server on 1.21.1, with a chill and growing community. We look forward to playing with you!

Bedrock info: melonsurvival.minecraft.best port:19132

melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Bedroom Climber Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, Bedrooms, Boundaries, climber, Climbing, Communication, consent, controversial, DATING, ETHICAL, FANTASY, Fiction, Intimacy, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, non-rapist, Reality, relationships, romantic interests, Server, STALKING, trope, Trust

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mines Excavated:	2022
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the diamonds rain from the sky.

Looking for a server where you can build a castle made entirely of cake? We’ve got you covered. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? We’ve got that too. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, it’s filled with endless possibilities and questionable physics.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where the bravest players can mount the fearsome beast and ride it into the sunset. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. It’s out there somewhere, waiting for a brave adventurer like you to claim it.

Genuine Thoughts On The Republic Of China (Taiwan) Minecraft SMP

Asia, China, chinese culture, cross-strait relations, Democracy, democracy in asia, diplomatic recognition., east asia, freedom, genuine, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence movement, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, Republic, Republic of China, sino-taiwanese relations, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Taipei, taiwan, Thoughts

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1560
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride through the Republic of China (Taiwan) where alliances are made and broken, wars are waged over the last block of diamond ore, and secret underground bases are filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a creeper named Carl. Will they live happily ever after or will their love be doomed by the meddling players? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.