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AlmostDieCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6832	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pit of lava? Or maybe you were exploring a dark cave and a creeper snuck up behind you and blew you to smithereens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never die from any of these ridiculous reasons!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving insane challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. Our server is so safe, you could literally swim in a pool of lava and come out unscathed (please don’t actually try this).

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and all the enchanted gear your heart desires. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and never fear death again (unless you fall off a cliff, that’s on you).

KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8458	Emeralds Found:	168
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, EVERYONE is survivin’ like a Kazakhstan passenger plane crash, but in Minecraft world! We got like, magical powers dat keep you from fallin’ outta da sky, so you can build and explore and stuff without worryin’ ’bout crashin’ and burnin’. Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons flyin’ around protectin’ ya from creepers and zombies. It’s like, a crazy adventure every time you log on, so why wouldn’t ya wanna join dis epic server, right? Join now and be a part of da wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

CloseCallMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	19

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!

DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in the most ridiculous ways possible! One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava, but luckily I had a bucket of water on me and managed to save myself by creating obsidian stairs to safety. Another time, I was exploring a dark cave and got ambushed by a group of creepers, but I managed to survive by using my expert parkour skills to dodge their explosions. If you want to test your luck and see how many times you can cheat death in Minecraft, this is the server for you!

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6496	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you, ready to blow you to smithereens? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make you invincible to those green menaces! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our crazy world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience the most intense near-death experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Mommy Mayhem Minecraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3

join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

“So in the end” Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	2443
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from the harsh realities of the real world and live out your wildest fantasies! No consequences for your actions, just pure chaos and fun! Build your own empire, unleash your inner villain, and watch as the world burns around you without any repercussions. Who needs jailtime when you can rule the server with an iron fist? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

CreepCraft: Where we mine, build, and creepily admire each other’s creations

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!

But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.

HolyCraft: Where Saints and Sinners Unite

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in your nation? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to god-like status! Build towering temples, summon lightning bolts, and rain down divine punishment on your enemies. Who needs democracy when you can rule with an iron fist and a golden crown? Join us and become the holy ruler you were always meant to be!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

Adventure, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic Minecraft streamers out there!

Imagine building your dream castle with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can turn a simple block of dirt into a majestic fortress in no time. Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – they can tame a whole army of wolves to protect your base!

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy adventures with Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived (true story). And if you’re feeling brave, you can join Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with players like Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ around, anything can happen – and probably will!

Fallout 76: The Minecraft Edition – Now with less bugs and more blocks! Join us in 2024 for some epic fun!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1692
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	5502
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	139

Are you tired of wandering the wasteland alone in Fallout 76, only to be ambushed by radioactive squirrels and glitchy NPCs? Well, fear not my fellow vault dwellers, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server where you can build your own vault, complete with working toilets and a never-ending supply of Nuka-Cola. No need to worry about paying for extra microtransactions, because here everything is free!

But that’s not all, folks! We have special events like Deathclaw rodeos and Ghoul beauty pageants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with legendary loot and dancing mole rats.

So why wait for Bethesda to fix their game when you can join us and experience the true post-apocalyptic fun in Minecraft? Grab your pickaxe and power armor, and let’s survive and thrive together in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

LOLcraft: Where the jokes are so good, even the creepers can’t help but laugh!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where anything goes, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild that even the NPCs have a sense of humor – they’ll break out into a dance routine at the drop of a hat!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll witness epic battles between je ws and muslims, with plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when a chicken might challenge you to a dance-off!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Creepers are our best friends and diamonds are forever!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1257	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as epic as a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event! Join us for the most outrageous adventures, like hunting for Moogle Treasure Troves and traveling between data centers like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so lit, they make the Eorzean sun jealous. And don’t even get me started on our meetups – we’ve got watch parties, dungeon melty viewings, and even a Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX (that’s 80 for all you non-Roman numeral experts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community this side of the Lodestone. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	211
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

Blocky Bitches and Creepers

Bitches, blocky, Censorship, CHANGE, controversial, could not be made today, CREEPERS, culture, Development, Evolution, fucking, Game, History, HOLY, Impact, inappropriate, Industry, offensive, Outdated, Reflection, Shit, societal norms, video game

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

CraftyBagel’s LOLz Server – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5097

4koma, Ako, archives, Banners, Binah, Blue, Circles, clubs, collide, Commissions, CraftyBagels, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, lolz, main story, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Potions Brewed:	194	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7459	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now for a chance to build the most epic castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas (trust us, it happened once).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!