Minxs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Crafty Third World Imports – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft!

become the third world, Chaos, city planning, community diversity, Crafty, creativity, cultural assimilation, demographic shift, diversity is our strength, economic impact, global migration, Globalization, immigration, import the third world, Imports, meets, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, population growth, social integration, societal change, they will integrate, this could be your city next, urban development, urbanization, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6090	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon to make things interesting – the mobs have learned how to integrate into society! That’s right, you could be trading with a creeper or having a dance party with a zombie in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is all about diversity and we truly believe that it is our strength. We have players from all walks of life, from villagers to endermen, all coming together to create a truly unique and wacky community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your new best friend in a pigman!

So come join us and see for yourself why this could be your city next. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

Brotherhoodbros, BTFO, chuds, Complete victory, Crafty, creativity, CRPGfags, Director, eternally, Lorefags, Ncrfags, NVfags, Obsidianfags, REIGNS, rekt, Successful, SUPREME, Toddbros, trannies, Victory, video game, video game director

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7678	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	133
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

Accept, boof, BoofCraft, Boundaries, Cannabis, Decision making, Drugs, Friend, Fun, influence, Marijuana, Party, pass, passed, peer influence, peer pressure, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, saying no, smoking, social situations, Stops, substance use, temptation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

Adventure, Atlyss, character creation, CraftyMcCraftFace, Customization, Detailed, Dream game., Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Immersive, Limitless, open world, role playing, Triple A games, ultimate experience, vast, video games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!