| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 25+ |
| Ranks/Moderators | No |
| Area Claim | No plugins |
| New Map | Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update |
| World Border | Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded |
| Player Peak | 8-12 players online at peak times |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Render View Distance | 32 Chunks |
We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.
A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.
A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.
A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.
A: It is set to 32 Chunks.
A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.
we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, with crazy events and wacky minigames that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “serious”! join us for a wild ride that will have you coming back for more, just like that pesky fly that keeps buzzing around your head!
so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. who needs a map when you have us to guide you through the madness? join now and let the fun begin!
Join us and avoid the drama of tarot cards and palm reading – we’re all about building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we promise not to corner you with any mystical crystals, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on over and game with us, because even if you’re an atheist Jew, you’re still welcome in our blocky world!
I’m talking about a server where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance. It’s like a fever dream, but in Minecraft form.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to unwind after a long day of teleporting around? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Sunday. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more spitting.
So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a wild ride of madness and mayhem, then come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is unpredictable, just like this server.