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CraftyPeace Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have belarus’s lukashenko himself calling for peace talks between russia and a ‘denazified’ ukraine. yea u heard me right, we got world leaders playing minecraft and settling disputes in-game. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, drama, and maybe even some political intrigue. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this crazy server. so what r u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness! -
Ukrainian ChugCraft – Where Comfy Happens in Minecraft! #16184
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the current state of international politics? Look no further than our server, where the French Foreign Legion is being deployed to Donbass, Ukraine is pulling Abrams tanks off the front line, and Poland and Lithuania are considering sending back military-age Ukrainian men.But that’s not all – we’ve got drone attacks being prevented by the KGB, Russian Armed Forces liberating towns, and Grisha scamming people with custom /chug/ and Chinese shells. And let’s not forget the US House of Representatives passing a whopping 61 billion dollar aid bill for Ukraine.
Join our server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a game of Russian roulette. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud. See you on the battlefield, comrade!
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Crafty Creepers: Moscow Madness
Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where we have VIP Russian ministers flying above Belarus on a secret mission! Join now to uncover the truth behind this mysterious flight and maybe even catch a glimpse of Putin and Medvedev in action. Who knows, maybe they’re on their way to Minsk for some epic peace talks or a secret mission to save the world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin! -
TrekCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited!Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server where you can build your dream home, complete with a pet unicorn and a hot tub full of diamonds. But wait, there’s more!
We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies (yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED COOKIES).
But that’s not all! Our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with using their special powers of banishment.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our “Coming Home edition” server and let the adventure begin!
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CricketBlockerCraft
Are you tired of walking your dog in a park only to be obstructed by a group of cricket-playing hooligans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play cricket wherever you want without annoying pedestrians! Join us and experience the thrill of playing cricket in the most unexpected places, like on top of a mountain or in the middle of a lava-filled dungeon. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers will stop exploding just to watch you play! So, come on over and join the fun – just watch out for stray arrows while you’re at it! -
CompliCraft Minecraft Server
unexpected kindness, unexpected praise, positive feedback, best compliment, unexpected self-esteem boostAre you tired of boring old compliments like “nice hair” or “cool shirt”? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. Join us and prepare to be showered with the most unexpected and outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Who knows, you might even get complimented on your ability to tame virtual llamas or your impeccable sense of fashion in blocky armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the wackiest and most compliment-filled Minecraft server out there! -
MineLove: SexCraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of love in the air. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed! -
BlockyMurderMystery
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS SUSPECTED SERIAL KILLER’S WIFE! WE PROMISE NO MURDER HERE, JUST FUN AND GAMES! BUILD A HOUSE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH CREEPY CRAWLIES! WHO NEEDS A WIFE WHEN YOU HAVE A BLOCKY PARADISE TO EXPLORE? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN THIS GUY’S RELATIONSHIP! -
ErasedCraft: Lost & Found
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got erasers that NEVER get lost or thrown out. they stay with u foreva, helping u erase all dem mistakes u make in the game. plus, we got a secret underground eraser society where u can trade rare erasers with other players. trust me, u ain’t never seen erasers like these before. join now and become the eraser king of minecraft! -
MoonBaseCave: Subterranean Fun!
Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to build a base on the moon? Well, guess what, we got you covered! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and explore the underground cave found on the moon!Imagine chilling in a lunar base, safe from all the crazy moon weather. And get this, you can reach it from the deepest pit on the moon in the Sea of Tranquility! That’s right, dive into a cave that’s 45m wide and 80m long – that’s like 14 freakin’ tennis courts, yo! And it’s 150m beneath the surface, so you know it’s legit deep.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your moon base today! Who needs Earth when you can have a base on the moon, am I right? Let’s get building, baby! 🌕🚀🌌