New Minecraft Server
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  • BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

    BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins
    Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • HypersonicCraft: 1200+ Miles in 11 Mins

    HypersonicCraft: 1200+ Miles in 11 Mins
    Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like no other, cuz we got Houthi rebels launching hypersonic ballistic missiles at Israel in just 11 minutes! Join us for the most explosive and intense Minecraft experience ever! Build your base, fend off attacks, and see if you can survive the chaos of war! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have missiles flying left and right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP