MomSisSTFUcraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a protective mama bear when it comes to respecting personal space.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Just like how this dad had to lay down the law with his family, we make sure everyone knows the rules and follows them.

We promise not to pressure you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike some overbearing family members. Our server is all about fun and freedom, so come on in and let loose!

So if you’re tired of being told what to do and need a break from the drama, join our server for a breath of fresh air and a whole lot of laughs. See you there!

CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime

arts and crafts, Cooking, CraftySMP, Creative pursuits, diy projects, FITNESS, gardening, hobbies, leisure activities, meditation, MoreHobbyTime, Music, outdoor adventures, Painting, Passion projects., personal interests, photography, reading, Time management, Traveling, Wishful thinking, Writing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1103
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).

So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

BlockBusterFlopz

awful cinema, bad movie, BlockBusterFlopz, cinematic failure, film disaster, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst film ever, worst movie, worst movie ever, worst movie experience, worst movie of all time

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid

aid, arms sales, biden, Bidens, defense assistance, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JSOW munitions, JSOWCraft, long-range munitions, military aid, military assistance, military support, missile technology, national security, strategic partnership, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US support, Usa, weapons supply

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	81	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	144	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, this server is totally lit, bruh. we got like, long-range JSOW munitions and stuff. biden himself said it, man. like, we’re gonna blow stuff up in minecraft like never before. join us if you wanna see explosions and chaos everywhere. it’s gonna be epic, dude. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again, yo!

Sunlit DreamCraft

better sleep, circadian rhythm, DreamCraft, health benefits, improve, insomnia, melatonin production, mental health, morning routine, morning sunlight, natural light, research findings, restful sleep., sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, study, sunlight exposure, Sunlit, well-being

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475

do you know what else improves sleep quality? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH.

imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house in the game, when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing diamonds at you. yes, DIAMONDS.

or how about this: you’re exploring a mysterious cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. they’re all wearing sunglasses and grooving to some sick beats.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? yep, you heard that right.

so why waste your time basking in the morning sunlight when you could be living out these epic adventures on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

WanMC: Where chaos meets pretend seriousness and a sprinkle of plain vanilla

Chaos, Community, Discord, forward, found, Friendly, Fun, Join, looking, Master, Meeting, meets, Plain, PRETEND, PvP, PvPer, Redstone, redstoner, Roleplay, roleplayer, Scrolling, semi anarchy, seriousness, Server, sprinkle, Vanilla, WanMC

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

WanMC Minecraft Server

Overview

WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay. We welcome all types of players, whether you’re a master redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper. Join our friendly and fun community now!

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is WanMC?	WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay elements.
Who is welcome to join WanMC?	All players are welcome, whether you’re a redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper.
How can I join WanMC?	Join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is WanMC a friendly community?	Yes, WanMC is known for its friendly and welcoming community.

Kamala’s Victory Minecraft Server

Draft, election, equality, feminism, Gen Xers, gender dynamics, generation gap, international relations, Israel, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, military service, Minecraft, Politics, power, PRAYER, Server, Social Issues, Victory, women in politics, young voters, zoomer boys, Zoomette pussy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	5997
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8300

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Polish Post About Minecraft SMP

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, germany, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, Polish, Politics, post, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, smp, united nations

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Potions Brewed:	92	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a crazy mix of players from Poland, Russia, Germany, and even Iran’s nuclear program (yes, you read that right)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our Poland players are known for their epic potato farms that can feed an entire village for days. The Russian players are experts at building giant vodka distilleries that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the German players – they have created a massive autobahn system in the game that will make your head spin!

But the real kicker is our players from Iran’s nuclear program. They have the ability to create explosive TNT cannons that can take down any base in seconds. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us now!

CraftyQueersMC

alcohol, Boundaries, Breakup, career, Cheating, clubbing, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyQueersMC, Drinking, living situation, Maturity, partying, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, VALUES, work party

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	108
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunken work party dare? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your girlfriend are at a party, things are getting wild, and suddenly her gay male colleague plants one on her! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it? Join our server to experience the drama and chaos firsthand!

Just like how you confronted your girlfriend about the kiss, confront your enemies in epic battles on our server. Show them who’s boss and claim victory!

And just like how you paid for your girlfriend’s taxi home, we’ll take care of you on our server with amazing perks and rewards. You won’t want to leave…unlike your girlfriend who had to leave the party early.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a party like no other! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments

anticipation, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Future, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, joy, Living, looking forward, mindfulness, MOMENTS, motivation, optimism, perspective, positivity, purpose, ray of hope, RayOfHope, smp, worth living

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Holy Grails Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a ray of hope in the blocky world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride.

Looking forward to something? How about our weekly “Llama Llama Dance Party” where all players must wear llama costumes and boogie down until the sun comes up. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

Life feeling a little dull? Not on our server! We have a secret quest where players must find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining power. But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of rainbow sheep armed with enchanted swords.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Life is worth living when you’re part of our crazy blocky community!

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