come join our minecraft server where we dont have shariah courts or lashes for gay sex!! we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs instead!! build your own castle and defend it from evil llamas who spit rainbow lasers!! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the evil broccoli army!! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?! join us now before the flying spaghetti monster takes over the server!!
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CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition
yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.
so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever
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CraftyJewSyriaHeadquarters
come join our minecraft server, where even the syrian leader is getting in on the action! he met with the head of a tiny jewish community and was like “yo jews, come back to the server, we got diamonds for days!” it’s a wild ride on this server, with world leaders and ancient tribes all coming together to mine and build. plus, you never know when a llama might pop up and start spitting at you for no reason. so come on, join us for a crazy adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!







