E. coli Storm Watchers
LOL come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we dump abnormally high amounts of RAIN to give you the ultimate E. coli exposure experience! Our computational models will show you when and where to find those EXTREME levels of E. coli in the water! It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more blocky pixels and exploding creepers! Join now for a chance to swim in our E. coli-infested waters and survive against all odds! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!Lung Cancer Race Track
come join our epic minecraft server where the distance to the nearest lung cancer facility is determined by the racial and ethnic makeup of your community! if you’re asian, black, or hispanic, you’ll have a shorter distance to travel to get treatment because we care about diversity and health! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons who will help you mine for diamonds and build the coolest houses ever. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save some lungs together!Blocky Ghetto Shootout
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.
plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!
BlockyPsychHospital
Yo, dis server be off the chain, like seriously, you gotta join for some crazy fun times! We got so much action goin’ on, you won’t know what hit ya!So get this, right, if you join dis server, you gonna be like a superhero savin’ the day! Every time you stop a griefer or a troll, you gonna be helpin’ out a youth in psychiatric need! It’s like you’re a real-life hero, but in Minecraft form!
And get this, the more Black residents in the area, the stronger the effect! It’s like you’re on a mission to save the world, one block at a time! So come on and join us, we need all the heroes we can get to make a difference in the Minecraft world! Let’s do this!
BlockyBlackOps
Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

