Minor Things MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Ick Factor Fun

partner, End.., Behavior, Factor, Fun

join dis minecraft server if u want to avoid “the ick” in ur relationships! we got u covered with our magical pixie dust that makes u irresistible to ur partner! no more feeling grossed out by their weird habits or annoying quirks!

our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!

we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!

so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?

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PixelPretties

Charm, beauty, Allure, Individuality, APPEAL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about all the minor things that are very attractive on our server, but the players never seem to realize it.

First off, our players have the most luscious pixelated hair you’ve ever seen. It’s like they just stepped out of a virtual salon! And don’t even get me started on their perfectly sculpted blocky bodies. Who knew square-shaped abs could be so hot?

But the real reason you should join our server is for the insane stories that go down here. We’ve had players build entire castles made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a rogue herd of zombie pigs. And let’s not forget the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to escape a pack of angry Endermen. It was like a pixelated action movie!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself why the minor things are so damn attractive here. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or embarking on a wild adventure that will have you laughing for days. See you in the virtual world, player!

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CraftyManCharms

Smile, Personality, fashion sense, Charm, Kindness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the single players out there!

Join our server and discover the hidden charm of pixelated men who have no idea how attractive their blocky features are. From the way they mine diamonds with precision to the way they build elaborate structures with ease, these guys are the ultimate catch in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground village on our server where all the most eligible Minecraft bachelors hang out. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the depths of the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be swept off your feet by the most oblivious but irresistibly attractive men in Minecraft!

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TongueCraft: Texture Feels

Texture, TongueCraft, Feels

Yo, ever wanted to know what it feels like to lick a block? well, on our server, you can do just that! we have the most lickable surfaces in alllll of Minecraft.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there's more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you'll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it's pretty epic.

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IsopropanolCraft: The Liquid Battery Server

green energy, liquid battery, renewable energy, #sustainability, study

OMG, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIQUID BATTERIES, YO! IM TALKIN’ BOUT ISOPROPANOL, A LIQUID ALCOHOL THAT STORES RENEWABLE ENERGY LIKE A BOSS. U CAN USE IT ON DEMAND, LIKE MAGIC! IMAGINE HAVIN’ UNLIMITED ENERGY FOR UR CRAZY MINECRAFT ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF DA FUTURE, WHERE LIQUID BATTERIES RULE DA WORLD! #RENEWABLEENERGY #LIQUIDBATTERIES #MINECRAFTFUN 🤪🔋🍹🎮

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DragonCraft Server: Freeza, Zarbon, Dodoria!

voice acting, character gender, transformation, Dubbing, dragon ball z

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as General Blue’s gender swaps? Look no further! Our server is like a Dragon Ball episode on steroids, with Freeza, Zarbon, and Dodoria all rocking fabulous girl power vibes. Join us for a gender-bending adventure that will leave you questioning your own identity (in the best way possible). So come on down and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of Namek!

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EndwalkerCraft Minecraft Server

Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Ebin Awards, Minecraft, DCs MIXER

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky eyes on! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will have you communicating like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our in-game events that will blow your mind. We’ve got a Dragon Quest Collab that will have you battling golems in the hills until June 20th. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – you’ll be swimming in treasure until June 24th!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Yo-kai Watch event re-run that will have you hunting down spirits until version 7.0? Or our PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior until version 7.0 as well?

But the real reason to join our server? The meetups, of course! From movie nights to gaming tournaments, we’ve got it all. Join us for a liveletter meetup, a big trouble in little China movie night, or even a Mario Party Salty Bet showdown. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created and let the fun begin!

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PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA

foreign country, Beach, pregnant wife, hot weather, Pregnant

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a foreign country? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing taller than the temperature is the drama!

We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?

So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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CraftyLadiesLoveIt

CraftyLadiesLoveIt

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our server, where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance while shooting arrows!

Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and drops disco balls instead of experience points.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t worry about griefers, our mods are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting to protect your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

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BirdFluOutbreak Minecraft Server

Minecraft, health crisis, public health, Server, India

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch bird flu from india? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! we got all the infected chickens u could ever want, straight from the streets of mumbai. come join us for a truly unique and life-threatening experience! who needs health when u can have bird flu instead, am i right? join now and see if u can survive the ultimate challenge of dodging bird flu in minecraft!

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