Minor Issue MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyLoveTrouble

trivial, stress free, Boyfriend, parenting, Frustration

Are you tired of mundane arguments over ginger ale bottles and open formula cans ruining your Friday night fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who built the best pixel art of a giant chicken!

We offer a stress-free environment where you can relax, joke around, and even give your virtual boyfriend a haircut (don’t worry, it’ll grow back). Plus, we have a strict “diapers from the attic” policy to keep things interesting. And if anyone tries to weaponize your drinking habits, just build a fortress out of ginger ale bottles and show them who’s boss!

So leave the real world drama behind and join us for a night of virtual fun and pixelated adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate therapy session?

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CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

laughable, Petty, minor issue, Ridiculous, irrational

Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

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CreeperCrisis

ruin, Irritation, vexation, mishap, unexpected problem

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

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Redstone Panic – Keep Calm and Craft On

minor issue, irrational, overreacting, unnecessary worry, misunderstood

What’s a ‘red flag’ that’s actually not a big deal, but people freak out about it? When someone on a Minecraft server says they have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up other players’ houses. But don’t worry, Bob is actually a very considerate creeper who only blows up houses that are poorly built and need a remodel. Join our server for a chance to meet Bob and see his explosive personality in action!

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StepsonStruggles Minecraft Server

teamwork, rules, McDonalds, minor issue, Help

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where building decks and ordering takeout are serious business! Join us for the ultimate showdown of who should answer the door for the delivery driver – stepsons or stepdads? Will your building skills impress your in-laws enough to avoid getting disowned? Can you handle the pressure of assembling a deck while also juggling the responsibility of taking out the bins and emptying the dishwasher?

But beware, there may be unexpected plot twists along the way – like a comedian with severe nerve damage trying to help out, or a stepson who thinks he deserves a medal for answering the door for a McDonald’s delivery.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of family DIY projects and fast food drama. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no family relationships will be harmed in the making of this Minecraft server!

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BlockyBuddyNoCalls

Training, snotty tone, minor issue, flirtation, work hours

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of M42 and F42.

Looking for a place where you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good dose of drama and intrigue.

Experience the thrill of working in a company with multiple locations, where you never know what kind of crazy coworker you might encounter. Will they have a crush on you? Will they call you 7 times in 3 minutes over a minor issue? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server, where you can be the star of your own ridiculous story. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that’s so outrageous, it could only happen in Minecraft!

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JewCraft: No Protesters Allowed!

national post, MIDDLE EAST, Tensions, Politics, protest

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even anti-israel protesters tried to infiltrate it! can you believe that? they were like, “we gotta get in on this sick server action, man!” but nah, they got shut down real quick by the mods.

this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can build the craziest structures and battle epic monsters. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

so, if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft history, join this server now! trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky protesters, they might try to steal your loot!

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CringeCraft

cringe overload, cringe memories, cringe fest, cringe-worthy, cringe-inducing

Remember that time when you built a house out of dirt and thought it was the coolest thing ever? Or when you tried to tame a llama but ended up getting kicked in the face? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on this server, cringe is our middle name.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where you have to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes while dodging angry llamas. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco.

So come on down to our server and embrace the cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

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VapeCrafters: Flavourful Freedom

adverse effects, smoking relapse, smoking cessation strategies, quit smoking, flavored nicotine products

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! If you’re tired of boring servers with lame rules, then come join us on this epic server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who were fed up with the same old vanilla Minecraft experience. They wanted something wild, something crazy, something…flavourful! So they created this server where the only rule is that you must vape while playing. But not just any vape, oh no. We’re talking about the most outrageous, mind-blowing flavours you can imagine. From bacon to bubblegum, we’ve got it all!

Now, you might be thinking, “But why vaping? Isn’t that bad for you?” Well, let me tell you something, buddy. Restricting the choice of flavoured vapes in e-cigs could have an adverse effect on the many adults who use them to reduce or quit smoking, because the lack of flavours it might lead them back to smoking. So by joining our server, you’re actually doing a public service! Plus, who wouldn’t want to blow giant vape clouds while building epic structures and battling creepers?

So come on, join us on this wacky, flavour-filled Minecraft adventure! You won’t regret it, I promise. And remember, stay vape-tastic, my friends!

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👑 Hermit servers: So vanilla, it’s almost cylindrical! Join us for some semi-spicy adventures!

mob/player heads, active community, shopping district, Hermit, Tribal towns

Minecraft Server Overview
Hermitcraft inspired gameplay
Supports both Java and Bedrock
Shopping district, business district and more
Mob/player heads available
Visual/fun add ons
Major player events all the time
Elected positions including king and ministers
Tribal towns where players work together
Player made mega bases
Weekly builds and weekly events
Whitelisted server with active community that helps each other

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord server linked in the description above and follow the instructions provided.
Is the server only for experienced players?	While experienced players are preferred, the server welcomes players of all levels as long as they are committed to the gameplay.
What are the elected positions like king and ministers?	These positions are chosen through in-game elections and hold certain responsibilities within the server community.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players. These rules are outlined in the discord server.
How often are major player events held?	Major player events are held regularly, with the schedule announced on the discord server. Players are encouraged to participate in these events for a fun and engaging experience.