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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8675 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6198 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).