NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Animals Bred:	90
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

BandaidCraft

adhesive bandages, bandage accessibility, bandage application, bandage packaging, bandage removal, bandaid packaging, BandaidCraft, Bandaids, convenience, difficult to open, first aid, Frustration, Healthcare, little string, medical supplies, minor injuries, packaging, packaging challenges, packaging design, packaging innovation, wound care

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where bandaids are easier to open cuz we got magical string fairies dat open dem for u!!! we also got flying pigs dat drop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat poop out golden apples. come join da fun and experience da wackiest adventures in minecraft history!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so watch out for surprise attacks while building ur epic base. don’t miss out on all da craziness, join now!!!

Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

armor, Banking, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Crates, Custom, destiny, Diablo, final bosses, Great, Loot drops, magic spells, MakeAVAlon, mmo, Npcs, ONLINE, Pets, Plugins, Quests, Silk Touch Spawners, Skills, Skyrim, Slime, smp, Square, Storyline, Towns, Towny environment, Voting, weapons, World of Warcraft, Years

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5046
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Avalon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/new-laptops/">Minecraft Server</a>

Avalon Minecraft Server

Server Trailer: Watch Here

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Custom Armor & Weapons

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

90s, CAR, Car collection, car culture, car documentary, Car Enthusiast, car lover, car memorabilia, car nostalgia, car racing, childhood memories, Classic Cars, collectible, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Race, race car, reminder, Retro, smp, vhs, vhs tape, video tape, vintage

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	191
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3252

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Votes:	8194	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	382
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

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