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NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	6198
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

BandaidCraft

adhesive bandages, bandage accessibility, bandage application, bandage packaging, bandage removal, bandaid packaging, BandaidCraft, Bandaids, convenience, difficult to open, first aid, Frustration, Healthcare, little string, medical supplies, minor injuries, packaging, packaging challenges, packaging design, packaging innovation, wound care

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where bandaids are easier to open cuz we got magical string fairies dat open dem for u!!! we also got flying pigs dat drop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat poop out golden apples. come join da fun and experience da wackiest adventures in minecraft history!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so watch out for surprise attacks while building ur epic base. don’t miss out on all da craziness, join now!!!

SoloCraft SMP

attention seeking behavior, Communication, emotional intelligence, experiences, Friend, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, only child syndrome, partner, personal development, personality traits, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, sibling dynamics, smp, Social Skills, societal expectations, SoloCraft, Stereotypes, upbringing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	1816
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re suffering from “only player syndrome”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect cure for your solo gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers wear top hats, and pigs ride on saddled chickens. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a pet dragon. Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to “only player syndrome” forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CreeperFamilyFun

bizarre behavior, CreeperFamilyFun, eccentric family members, eccentric relatives, family dynamics, family idiosyncrasies, family traditions, odd behaviors, odd family traditions, offbeat behaviors, peculiar behaviors, peculiar traditions, quirky family traditions, strange family rituals, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unconventional practices, unique quirks, unusual customs, unusual family dynamics, weird family habits

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1108	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of your pet goldfish using only diamond blocks.

Our community is filled with players who have the most bizarre behaviors and attitudes, like one player who insists on only communicating in dolphin noises or another who believes they are actually a wizard in real life.

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urges to wear a chicken costume in public that may occur while playing on our server.)

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, civilian casualties, conflict in Middle East, explosions, gaza, Hamas, Hamas attacks, Hamas rockets, Hamas targets, international news, Israel, Israeli cities, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, missile attacks, Palestinian militants, Rockets, Server, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv explosions, terror attacks., Terrorism, violence

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Villages Defended:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like hamas in tel aviv with rockets! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, it’s a blast! build your own bomb shelter and survive the chaos. you never know what will happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up your house or a zombie will eat your brains. it’s a wild ride, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ZarifCraft: 11 Day Resignation

11 days, administration, cabinet, current events, Day, Government, iran, Iranian politics, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, News, office, official statement, political instability, political turmoil, QUITS.., resignation, resignation letter, short-lived tenure, vice president, Zarif, ZarifCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server where the vice president quits after only 11 days? sounds like a wild ride, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and see if u can last longer than 11 days in our wacky world. who knows, maybe u’ll become the new vice president and quit after 10 days just to one-up zarif. it’s all about the drama and chaos on this server, so come on and join the fun!

BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic use, antibiotic-resistant bacteria, bacteria exposure, bacterial infections, bacterial transmission, bird populations, BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle, city-dwelling birds, environmental health, landfill sites, polluted rivers, Pollution, public health, study, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environments, urban pollution, urban wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the birds are not only flying, but they’re also packing some serious antibiotic-resistant bacteria! imagine battling a giant chicken boss that shoots out superbugs at you, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun way.

our server is located in a post-apocalyptic city where the birds have mutated into super bacteria carriers. explore the polluted rivers and landfill sites filled with dangerous bacteria, but don’t worry, you can always build yourself a hazmat suit out of diamond blocks to protect yourself.

join us now and experience the thrill of fighting off antibiotic-resistant birds while trying to survive in a city overrun by mutated creatures. it’s like a science fiction movie, but with more crafting and less plot coherence. come on, what are you waiting for? the birds are waiting for you!

Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

Adventure, Arena, Average, battle, BUILD, Claims, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Fun, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Protection, Ranks, Safeguard, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sloths, Slow, Survival, Ultimate, vibrant

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	324252	Zombie Dances:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	93
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?	Version 1.20.6 and later
What features does the server offer?	Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena?	Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles

MysteryCraft Server

Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic beliefs, enigmatic culture, enigmatic customs, enigmatic destination, enigmatic history, enigmatic land, enigmatic nation, enigmatic people, enigmatic place, enigmatic practices, enigmatic society, enigmatic traditions, Foreign, International, misunderstood country, Mysterious, MysteryCraft, perplexing, puzzling, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the Bermuda Triangle of Minecraft – mysterious, misunderstood, and full of surprises!

Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!

TrapMasterSteve Minecraft SMP

acting like the trapper, Minecraft, pretending to be the trapper, smp, TrapMasterSteve, trapper, trapper actions, trapper anecdotes, trapper behavior, trapper character, trapper cosplay, trapper experiences, trapper flashbacks, trapper imitations, trapper impersonations, trapper incidents, trapper memories, trapper mimicry, trapper moments, trapper reflections, trapper roleplay, trapper scenarios, trapper stories

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a trapper in the virtual world! Have you ever lured unsuspecting players into your devious traps? Have you ever laughed maniacally as they fell for your cleverly disguised pitfalls? Well, now is your chance to shine as the ultimate trapper on our server!

But beware, for the tables may turn on you! One time, a player thought they had trapped me in a pit of lava, but little did they know I had a secret escape route hidden beneath a fake block. I emerged unscathed and proceeded to prank them back tenfold!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT), then join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just become the master trapper of the server!

NephewRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, babysit, children, Comments.., confusion, decision, English, family, Fight, hurtful, Language, Let it go, Minecraft, nephew, NephewRage, parents, post, refusing, relationship, Server, sister, Statement

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and zombies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous escapades.

Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.

Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?

So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!

FiancéFollyCraft

AITAH, body changes, body positivity, Communication, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, fiancé’s comments, FiancéFollyCraft, mental health, partner support, past trauma, postpartum, Pregnancy, reacting, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, self-image, toxic relationship, weight struggles

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all your relationship problems!

Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!

With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.

And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!