Minor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Rent, Budget, Server, Damage, Struggling

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your ex-wife’s social media? Look no further! Join our server and escape the family drama for some blocky fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your brother will want to join! No more worrying about money-grabbing exes or controlling parents here. We’re all about building friendships and epic structures in the virtual world.

Join now and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, just like our 15-year-old player who’s already planning his financial independence. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. We promise no one will check your messages or control your gameplay. It’s all about fun, friendship, and building a brighter future in the world of Minecraft!

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PeePurgeCraft

TOILET, Potty training, hygiene, kitchen sink, domestic dispute

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle disputes in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between pee-in-the-sink enthusiasts and toilet purists!

Imagine a world where pee and food scraps battle it out for dominance in the kitchen sink! Will bodily fluids reign supreme, or will the toilet emerge victorious in this epic showdown of cleanliness?

Embark on quests to prove once and for all whether pee belongs in the sink or the toilet! Will you join the pee rebels or fight for the honor of the porcelain throne?

Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the kitchen sink hangs in the balance! Join our server now and let the battle begin!

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CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

vexing, everyday annoyances, Nuisance, pet peeve, pisses off

Are you tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Look no further, because on our server, pigs are equipped with rocket launchers and can fly! It’s a pig-pocalypse of epic proportions!

Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. With crazy mods, wacky adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are, you’ll never want to leave!

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AwkwardlyLitMC

lighthearted, humor, awkward moment, perspective, awkward

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

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Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

copeland, even, Rotting, star copeland, minor leagues

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

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MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

reason, unimportant, childish, irrational, MINOR

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

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HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

BoomerBlockerZ

walking away, MINOR, hit on, doubtful, grocery store

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

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GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

legal issues, House, legal advice., Server, Rent

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.

Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

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Jumper4TeensCraft

Jumper, world peace, CHANGE, water fight, aftermath

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can forget all about awkward encounters with minors at summer camp? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be covering in water is creepers trying to blow up your base!

We promise no adults will sit behind you and give you weird warnings about 13-year-olds. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who just want to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all that campsite gossip behind.

So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs awkward encounters when you can be mining diamonds and exploring new biomes? See you in the game!

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