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USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2272
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Animals Bred:	129
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Potions Brewed:	147	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9533	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

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Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9977	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	590401	Animals Bred:	73
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Votes:	3459	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5686
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

bad decisions, Choices, consequences, decision, hindsight, influence, influence decision, influence regret, influenced actions, misguided influence, mistake, negative influence, past mistakes, peer influence, peer pressure, regret, RegretCraft, regretful behavior, regretful choices

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, crisis management., crisis response, Disaster, emergency preparedness, emergency response, explosion, explosions, explosions in Ukraine, Government, Kherson, Kherson Region, Kherson regional administration, Minecraft, Public Safety, regional administration, regional government, risk management, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!