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AshHour Minecraft SMP

AshHour, Curious, Destruction, Disappearance, Enigma, Fast, Fire, fleeting, fleeting destruction, fleeting moment, hour, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, question.., Quick, Rapid, smp, turn to ash, unexplained, unknown, vanish, who made it

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado – unpredictable, wild, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you dare to witness players summoning giant chickens to terrorize the land, building rollercoasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and holding epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.

But beware, there’s a mysterious force on the server known only as “The Ashinator” who has the power to turn anything and everything to ash in just one hour. Will you be the one to uncover their identity and stop their fiery rampage?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Argument, CATFISHED, college fund, dad, education fund, elders, family dynamics, Jonathan Bailey, Minecraft, mom’s dime, new wife, opportunity, overreacting, Rude, scammer, selfish, Server, StepMomSucks, stepmother, Sympathy, University

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your dad’s new wife and her lost college fund antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world without worrying about scamming step-parents or demanding apologies. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t guilt trip you into dropping out of university or giving up your dreams.

Forget about overreacting arguments and family drama, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! Let’s build a world together where the only catfish you’ll encounter is the one swimming in our virtual oceans. See you in-game, where the only thing you’ll be dropping is blocks to create your epic creations!

SisterCraftWeddingDrama

Birthday, celebrate, CHANGE, choose, compromise, consideration, decision, Difficult, engaged, family, feelings, Fiance, potential date, selfish, sister, SisterCraftWeddingDrama, special day, talks, third wedding, Understanding, wedding date

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1249
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Ores Mined:	7467
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to the ultimate birthday bash!

Imagine this – you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a cake appears out of nowhere, ready for you to celebrate your special day in style. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your sister’s potential wedding date could be overshadowed by the sheer awesomeness of our community.

So come on over and join us for a birthday extravaganza like no other. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft party that will go down in history? Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and let the birthday festivities begin!

CraftyCatChallenges

cat allergies, cat behavior issues, cat behavior modification, cat behavior problems, cat care, cat exercise needs, cat expenses, cat feeding problems, cat grooming., cat health problems, cat ownership, cat socialization, cat territorial issues, cat training, cat veterinary care, challenges of owning a cat, CraftyCatChallenges, hairballs, introducing new pets to cats, litter box problems, scratching furniture

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	4950	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cat’s meow! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time filled with crazy cat antics and outrageous challenges.

On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of scratching posts, dodge hairball projectiles, and even battle a giant laser-eyed kitty boss. But beware, if you don’t keep your inventory stocked with tuna fish, you might just end up as catnip for the feline overlords.

But don’t worry, it’s not all claws and chaos on our server. You’ll also have the chance to build your own cat-themed castle, ride around on giant robotic cats, and even participate in epic cat fashion shows.

So why wait? Join our server meow and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your nine lives!

UkraineBlockParty

ATTACKING, Citizens, Conflict, crisis management., Cyber Security, dating sites, digital communication, geopolitical tensions, government warning, information sharing, international relations, online presence, online safety, precautionary measures, public awareness, Russian authorities, Safety, SECURITY, social media, Ukraine, UkraineBlockParty

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, u know how the russian authorities are all like “yo, stay away from social media and dating sites in areas where ukraine is attacking”? well, guess what, u don’t have to worry about that on our minecraft server! come join us for some epic block-building fun and escape all that drama! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential attacks while u mine for diamonds. who needs social media when u can have a virtual world to explore with ur friends? join us now and leave the real world behind!

NEXAS Royale Minecraft Server

AniLive_app, battle royale, CEO, Community, Gaming, Harry_so, Lion Man, Minecraft, NEXAS, NEXAS Zone, Official Website, Royale.., Schedule, Server, social media, streaming, streaming app, Talent List, Teamup Schedule, Telly, TEMPLATE, Thread, twitter

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll meet Lion Man himself, a fearless warrior who will guide you through dungeons and slay dragons with his mighty roar.

Our official website is like a treasure map leading you to hidden gems and secret quests. Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and hilarious memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our CEO is a wizard who can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. Just tweet at him and watch as your Minecraft world transforms into a magical wonderland.

Join us on our streaming app where you can watch epic battles and crazy antics unfold in real-time. It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with pixelated characters and creepers exploding everywhere.

Don’t miss out on the full talent list, where you’ll discover players with skills so legendary, they’ll make you question if they’re even human. And if you’re feeling lost, just check our teamup schedule to find your next adventure buddy.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this insane world of Minecraft madness and join us on the most epic server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FrenchMemeLord Minecraft SMP

Above, comparison, confusion, disbelief, doubt, France, FrenchMemeLord, Hierarchy, humor, Inferiority, Kek, Minecraft, perplexity, puzzlement, Questioning, Ranking, Ranking system, satire, smp, Superiority

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	4570
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	72

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’re so wild that we decided to build our server above France just to mess with their heads. Imagine the confusion of French players logging in and seeing a whole world floating above their country!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Want to participate in a pig race where the winner gets a diamond block? Or how about a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?

Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

CarCareCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, automotive knowledge, automotive maintenance, automotive repairs, automotive services, car care, car knowledge, car maintenance, car ownership, car problems, car repairs, CarCareCraft, Communication, criticism, Gender Roles, marital expectations, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spousal responsibilities, traditional beliefs

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Farms Harvested:	759	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	3125
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ores Mined:	8338

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only car maintenance you’ll be doing is crafting a sweet ride out of blocks! 🚗💨

Join us if you’re tired of being criticized for not knowing your way around a car engine. On our server, the only thing you’ll be fixing is your epic castle walls after a creeper explosion! 💥🏰

Forget about shopping around for parts and dealing with mechanics. On our server, the only touchscreen issues you’ll have are trying to navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft! 🎮🌍

So come on over and leave the car maintenance to the experts – aka, not you! 😉 Join now and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together! 🌟

TherapyCraft: Joke’s on You!

anger problems, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanism, Disown, Empathy, ending appointment early, failed dreams, finding own path, forced desires, Grief, health issues, Insecurities, JOKE, jokes, medical accommodations, mother issues, Nurse, regret, sense of humor, therapist response, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Trauma, tremor, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magic Items Found:	8094	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37

Are you tired of being forced into a career you never wanted? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents! Our server is a safe space where you can be whatever you want to be, whether it’s a nurse with a tremor or a pirate with a parrot on your shoulder.

We understand the struggles of living up to unrealistic expectations, so come join us and let your creativity run wild. Build a world where you can be free from the pressures of society and live your best blocky life.

Forget about inheritance drama and therapy sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to build your next epic castle. So say goodbye to the nurse’s uniform and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us today and start crafting your own path to happiness!

InstantLoveCraft

acceptance, appreciation, attraction, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, chemistry, compassion, compatibility, emotional intelligence, genuineness, instant connection, InstantLoveCraft, Kindness, Love at first sight, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, shared interests, Understanding, warmth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Do you love someone who can build a house faster than you can say “creeper”? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your perfect blocky soulmate who can mine diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. Our server is filled with players who will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So why wait? Join now and fall in love at first sight with our pixelated paradise!