Minister MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

social media, Communication, public discourse, instrumentalizing, freedom of speech

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

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TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

CounterTerrorism, extremism, Violent extremism, online threats, radical ideology

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

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BinLadensCraft

Radical, Osama bin Laden, Son, Government, political asylum

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

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TaurusMissileMadness

european union, Political, German, Diplomacy, Taurus cruise missiles

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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MineRus: Easy Reach Server

raw materials, reserves, conservation, economic development, industrial sector

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Forget about boring old servers with the same old stuff, come join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, in Russia, they got this crazy problem where their mineral deposits are nearly depleted. Like, can you imagine running out of diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?! That’s like a nightmare, bro. But fear not, because on our server, we got all the minerals you could ever dream of! We got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and even some rare stuff like netherite just lying around waiting for you to snatch it up.

But that’s not even the best part. On our server, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers live. And get this, they throw the most lit parties you’ve ever seen! Like, they got disco balls made of glowstone, and the music is just villagers humming, but it’s surprisingly catchy. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a bunch of Minecraft villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs Russia’s depleted mineral deposits when you got us, am I right? Let’s get mining, baby!

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ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings

China, ChipCraft, united states, Plateful, Minister

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips

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Lula’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Minister, Lulas, Politics, Crafty

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the owner is, like, a llama who can speak Portuguese? Yeah, I know, totally bonkers! But get this, they have this whole storyline where the human rights minister in Brazil got fired for, like, hitting on all the llamas in the server. I mean, who does that?! Anyway, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and maybe even some llama drama. So come on over and let’s get this party started, llama style!

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BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

News, european union, appoints, Edition, Minister

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Ukraine, Minecraft, Conflict Resolution, russia, putin

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD!

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CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Axios, Israeli

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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