Minister MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Commerce, cooperation, Canada, Minecraft, Partnership

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this canadian minister dude who’s all about expanding trade and stuff between canada and australia. but get this, he’s doing it all in minecraft! like, he’s building virtual trade routes and stuff, it’s wild.

you gotta join this server, man. not only will you be helping out the canadian minister with his trade missions, but you’ll also get to mine for diamonds and build epic castles. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure.

so come on, join the fun and help make canada and australia besties in the minecraft world!

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GazaCraft: Kid of Hamas

GazaCraft, Kid, Media, television, controversy

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than a gaza documentary featuring a child whose dad was a HAMAS MINISTER. like bruh, you think your minecraft server is wild? think again cuz we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of lava and creepers. join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill ride of building, surviving, and uncovering scandalous secrets that will make your jaw drop like a block of sand falling on your head. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

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EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

French, solidarity, Defense, Server, Minecraft

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

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BlockyHungaryEU

Politics, Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, disputes

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

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VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition

Edition, SECURITY, remarks, US, JD Vance

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?

so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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Gaza2SpainCraft

norway, HUMAN RIGHTS, MIDDLE EAST, ireland, Israel

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

also, we have this thing where if you find a rare diamond, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. it’s like, the best thing ever, dude. you gotta try it.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, bro. we dance to minecraft music and eat virtual cake. it’s like, a party you don’t wanna miss.

so, like, come join our server, man. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, the admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. you gotta see it to believe it.

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MapleCraft Pipeline Co.

Keystone XL, Transportation, environmental concerns, west-east oil pipeline, North America

so like, u know how america used to be our bff but now they’re like, not? well, we gotta start thinking bout new ways to get our oil to other places, ya know? so like, imagine this: a minecraft server where u can build ur own oil pipeline from west to east canada! u can dig, build, and protect ur pipeline from pesky creepers tryna blow it up! join now and be part of the oil pipeline revolution! let’s show america we don’t need them anymore, eh?

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EduCraft Minecraft Server

EduCraft, flee, girls’ education Taliban minister, education, Taliban minister forced to flee Afghanistan

so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably.

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CraftyCorruptUK

Politics, CraftyCorruptUK, resignation, Ethics, Accountability

lol join our epic minecraft server where the corruption is so real, even the anti-corruption minister had to resign! come build your own corrupt empire and see if you can outsmart the bangladeshi corruption probe! will your family be able to rise to the top or will you get caught red-handed? join now for a wild ride of scandals and deceit!

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OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia!

Penny Wong, Australian, foreign affairs, russia, foreign policy

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got, like, a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can, like, mine for diamonds while riding on a magical rainbow slide. it’s, like, totally rad, man.

oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you can team up with your friends to take it down and claim its golden egg of power.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s, like, out of this world insane, then, like, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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