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CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Divine Spears Created:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6298
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8070
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	New Chunks Explored:	569875
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ores Mined:	9762
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?