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Night Owl Network

circadian rhythm, depression, depressive episodes, evening person, Evening types, insomnia, late night activities, late sleepers, longer delays in falling asleep, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, Network, night, night owls, OWL, psychological well-being, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

Barefoot, candid shots, Candids, feet, feet fetish, feet pics, foot fetish, Foot modeling, Foot photography, Foot selfie, footwear, Friends, Girls, IRL, Life, Minecraft, pedicure, personal photos, real, Server, social media, socials, Soles, Toes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8747

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

catchy, Dance, Energetic, Fun, game playing, Lively, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Party, Playing, pop, sing, smp, song, tell me, upbeat, what game, yeah, you, youYeah

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Oops2Epic

biggest mistake, growth from mistake, learning experience, mistake turned advantage, mistake turned benefit, mistake turned blessing, mistake turned blessing in disguise, mistake turned fortune, mistake turned happy ending, mistake turned lesson, mistake turned luck, mistake turned opportunity, mistake turned positive, mistake turned positive outcome, mistake turned serendipity, mistake turned success, Oops2Epic, positive outcome, silver lining, turned out alright, unexpected outcome

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Votes:	8814
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Animals Bred:	155
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97

Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!