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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7856 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).