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PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4014
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	182	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink

coral, coral anatomy, Coral Reefs, ecological study, environmental impact, environmental research, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, microplastic contamination, microplastics, ocean pollution, Paradise, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, SINK, skeleton, surface mucus, tissue

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	102
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Votes:	8972
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.

Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.

So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).

Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!

GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Love Letters Sent:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

gegcraft.org

KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	210
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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