minion slot 29 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

Attention, attention seeking, bathroom humor, cry, disgusting behavior, Edition, gross habits, House Party, inappropriate actions, juvenile behavior, Kek, last shift, LolCraft, public restroom, Pussies, road trip, Server, shock value, social media, toilet pranks, upper decker, viral content, work bathroom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

affluent communities, beautiful neighborhoods, blocktopia, Country, creeper, desirable locations, exclusive neighborhoods, high-end homes, high-end properties, housing market, luxury homes, luxury living, luxury properties, luxury real estate, neighbors, nicest residential areas, premium housing, prime real estate, property market, real estate, residential development, upscale living, upscale neighborhoods, worries

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

auto-targeting system, Character customization, DAGGERS, gameplay, graphics, greatsword, Liberty, longbow, mage gameplay, Main Story Quests, mmo, mmorpg, paladin, Performance, PvP, REIGNS, Staff, support hybrid, throne and liberty, ThroneCraft, UI, weapon mastery, wolf hunting event

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

anger, Behavior, Crafty, disbelief, done, Drama, emotions, furious, HARD, INTENSE, ladies, Meltdown, prince_of_fakes, Pros, reaction, seethe, shock, social media, trending, twitter, Video, viral, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Emeralds Found:	3622
Farms Harvested:	457	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7352	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

big macs, cravings, CREEPERS, diet, Dinner, discipline, fast food, FITNESS, food choices, hangry, HangryCraft, health, Hungry, Moderation, nutrition, Resist, restraint, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain, Willpower

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Farms Harvested:	826	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Secret Passages Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

bad writing, Battles, Character development, character focus, character relationships, Conflict Resolution, defeated, DerpyCraft, Digimon Adventure, Early, forest setting, gags, Gym Battles, lack of interest, new pokemon, repetitive episodes, satoshi, series, show for babies, Sucked, team rocket, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	128	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Pixel Middle Finger

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, bad attitude, Confrontation, CURSE, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., expletive, Finger, Frustration, fuck you, get spaghettified, hate, Hostile, inappropriate language, insult, middle, negative emotions, offensive, PIXEL, Revenge, Rude

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Items Found:	7677
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5349	Star Shards Collected:	270
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

Adventure, African safari, blocktopia, botswana, Central Asia, culture, desert, Exploration, Gobi Desert, horseback riding, indigenous people, landscapes, meets, mongolia, Nomads, okavango delta, Remote Locations, Safari, Traditions, travel, unique experiences, wildlife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	611503	Mines Excavated:	1315
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

augmented reality, blackrock, controversy, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game transactions, LGBTQ, mobile app, mobile game, MONEY, Niantic, PALS, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, pokemons, Rumors, speculation, Technology, trannies, tranny, Transgender, unite, update, virtual world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Animals Bred:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

adaptation, ai, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, Ban, Competition, discussion, Evolution, feminism, Future, gender dynamics, gfs, interspecies, male attention, real, relationships, RoboBaeCraft, robotic GFs, shame, society, Technology, threat, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.