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  • Mining for Joy: Minecraft SMP

    Mining for Joy: Minecraft SMP

    Yo fellow cave-dwellers and block-hackers! 🌍💎 Are you tired of staring into the void of life like a zombie with a pickaxe? Do you spend your days scrolling through memes while wishing for the sweet embrace of an Enderman’s hug? Well, have I got an offer that’ll teleport your sad little heart straight into the land of pure chaos and joy!

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP that’ll literally give you the will to build, breathe, and become one with the creepers (but without the BOOM, if ya know what I mean)! Here’s why you need to join us right now, like, seriously, stop reading and just click the join button… or don’t. I’m not your mom!

    1. Eternal Supply of Bread: You thought it was hard to find motivation to eat real food? Pfft! Here, bread grows on literal trees. Yup, you just take a swing at that loaf tree and BAM! You got a sandwich! Your will to live? Reinforced like a diamond sword in Netheeerrrr! 🍞🌳

    2. Creepers with Feelings: Forget about those green bean wannabes wanting to ruin your day. In this SMP, they’re sad emo bois who just wanna talk about their feelings and play the piano in the middle of the night. You can even have a heart-to-heart with one and find out why they keep blowing up on you! 😭🎹

    3. Mobs with Struggles: Did you know Slimes have a secret inner conflict about body image? They’re like, “Why am I always bouncing? Why can’t I be more like those sleek, flat Ghasts?” Join our SMP and help counsel the Slimes while also building a giant therapy gym! 💪🏽✨

    4. A Pig Spitting Fashion Line: Ever wanted to wear those stylish yet practical pig jammies while fighting zombies? Well, our server’s got pigs modeling the latest trends straight from the Nether. Think high fashion meets virtual chaos. You’ll be the talk of the server—“Watch out, Fashion week! It’s Minecraft week now!” 🐖👗

    5. Zombie Rave Parties: Yup, that’s right! Every Saturday night, we throw the biggest block party in the Undead City. Bring your best beat drops (by "beat" I mean that one annoying phantom that keeps flying around) and watch the zombies dance under the glow of lava lamps made of lava and lamps. Just don’t get too close; they bite, okay? 🕺🧟‍♂️

    6. An Infinite Supply of Blue Ice Capades: Slide your way into people’s hearts, like, literally! We’ve got a secret ice biome where you can ice skate with polar bears while sipping on enchanted pumpkin spice lattes. Summer is canceled; winter is the new black! ⛄️☕

    7. The Great Enderman Debate: Join the ultimate showdown on whether Endermen should be allowed to wear hats. It’s as heated as that time I tried to drown in a pool of lava while attempting to craft a crafting table. Spoiler: I didn’t succeed at either, but it was a wild ride! 🎩💥

    So, dyslexic hermits and block-brains, if you want to escape the tortured realities of what “living” means, come join this utterly fantabulous, straight-up bonkers SMP—where the only drama is between your totally vibes-y cows and the existential crisis of your chickens! I promise you won’t regret it! Unless you die, then that’s on you. Peace out, ya derps! 🤪👾✨

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  • Mining for Mental Health SMP

    Mining for Mental Health SMP

    Tired of Your Life? Join This Blocky Chaos! 🎮✨

    Hey there, fellow blockheads and digital nomads! Are you sitting there in your room, staring at your computer, wishing you could escape your sad, sad existence? Well, put on your glittery pants and let me tell you—this Minecraft SMP is the BESTEST place ever, and you’re missing out on its pure, unfiltered insanity!

    💥 Reason #1: My Dog Talks! 🐶💬
    So, first of all, I joined this server last night, and my dog started barking—BUT THEN HE DROPPED A DIAMOND! Yeah! So now, I’m like, “is my dog secretly an Ender Dragon?” Who knows! In this SMP, anything can happen! You’ll solve mysteries like a sleuth by day, become a crafting god by night! Join now and maybe – JUST MAYBE – your cat will start growing wings or something!

    🌈 Reason #2: Magic Bedtime Stories! 🛏️✨
    You won’t believe this, but every time you sleep in this server, you enter a magical land where Minecraft Steve is the king, and like, he makes you trade cookies for obsidian! Sounds stupid? Probably! But is it AMAZING? Heck yeah! And if you finish all the quests, you might even convince him to let you ride a unicorn made of cheese! Imagine that, riding a cheesy unicorn while singing ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’!

    🐷 Reason #3: Pig Wars! 🐖⚔️
    Ever wanted to be in a pig army fighting against cows that think they’re ninjas? Because in this SMP, that’s basically a Tuesday! One time, my friend got caught in a pig cavalry charge, and I still don’t understand how that works! Cows launching themselves like cannonballs while pigs fly overhead? It’s just like World War III but with BBQ—and you NEED to have a front-row seat at the roast!

    👽 Reason #4: Infinite Cactus Conspiracy! 🌵🕵️
    I once found this infinite cactus somewhere in the desert—it was like 10 blocks high and kept sending me secret messages in Morse code! Was it trying to communicate about overthrowing the llamas? Am I now the ambassador of cacti? Come to this SMP, and we’ll decode their evil plans together! Or maybe we’ll just make a really useless cactus farm. Either way, it’s bound to be epic!

    🤯 Reason #5: Reality Is Overrated! 🌀💫
    Honestly, life sucks! There’s bills, work, and people asking you things like “what’s your five-year plan?” UGH! YAWN. But here?! Just gather some wood, throw some creepers into the mix, and boom, you’ve got a flaming pizza that defeats the purpose of life! Who needs a plan when you can have random explosions and chaotic fun? You could even build a house shaped like a slice of bread – because why not?

    So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the madness of this SMP, grab your diamond pickaxe and let loose! Who knows? You might even discover that you’re actually the reincarnation of Bob Ross. Join us for the laughs, the chaotic legends, and the endless quest for pixelated glory! 🍕✨

    Disclaimer: Actual mental health improvements not guaranteed. Side effects may include laughing uncontrollably and questioning your life choices.

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  • Mining My Own Business

    Mining My Own Business

    Welcome to The Enchanted Exile: A Minecraft Odyssey of Familial Dread

    Warning: Crossing the threshold into the realm of twisted loyalties may result in existential quakes. Proceed with extreme caution.

    In the dense fog of pixelated parenthood, a legend is born. Locked within the blocks of our server lies a labyrinth of familial expectations, military assignments, and the unyielding weight of guilt. Here, players are thrust into a dizzying vortex, where every corner turns to confront the Great Grandparent Conspiracy— a plot entangling Minecraftia with the raw bonds of blood.

    Are you ready to unearth the Dark Secrets of The Enchanted Exile?

    • Family Discords & Non-Visitation Realms: Navigate treacherous lands where family pressures loom like menacing Endermen, shrouded in sicharcoal guilt.
    • Combat Mode: Engage in chaotic battles against the Visitation Enforcers, a mythical faction hell-bent on dragging innocent children back to the arms of their overbearing grandparents for prolonged visits. Beware: they wield unsolicited advice as their secret weapon!
    Feature Effect
    Baby Blocks These blocks multiply guilt by 1,000 upon your touch.
    Grandparent’s Guilt Potion Mind-bending brew delights your feelings of inadequacy. Comes at a price!
    Escape Planning Glider Take flight from family obligations… only to crash into grounding realities.

    Whispered tales of the Server’s Origin

    They say The Enchanted Exile was birthed from the very essence of a mother’s anguish and a soldier father’s stoic silence. Whispers echo through the Nether; players report Mysterious Mobs that laugh maniacally at your attempts to escape the familial web of guilt.

    "I was banished from this server after I dared to follow my dreams. I now speak to the Lost Children of the Block. They know too much." – Anonymous Survivor

    Player Testimonials (Contains Contradictory Quotes):

    • "Only here can I experience the thrilling guilt trip of a post-nuclear family saga." – u/PlayerUnknown

    • "I joined to escape my family, but they found me anyway— trapped in a loop of endless Taco Tuesdays!" – u/FleeceOfMoms

    Conspiracies YOU Never Knew Existed:

    • Rumor has it, this server was banned in 12 countries for inciting rebellion against parental mandates! What secrets lurk behind its curtains? And why won’t your grandparents let you leave?
    • The Great Drop-Off Theory: If you choose to bring your children to the biannual Family Reunion Dimension, rumors say you’re destined to become a Memorial Block.

    Join Us— If You Dare!

    Step into The Enchanted Exile and challenge the very fabric of family dynamics. Leave your sanity at the door and embrace the pixelated pandemonium! Will you uncover the hidden treasures of childhood, or shall you remain ensnared in the relentless cycle of visitation requests?

    F.A.Q. (Frequent Absurd Queries)

    • Q: Will my family ever understand why I choose the server life?

      • A: Who’s to say? The mobs might. They know everything.
    • Q: Can I bring snacks?
      • A: Only if they come with an apology letter to your grandpa. Otherwise, they are considered contraband.

    Step into this land of chaotic family ties—before they grasp you in an iron grip of endless reunion voicemails and daily check-ins.

    Join now, or risk being forever exiled in the void of extended family obligations!

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  • The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
    Server IP play.thepen-mc.net

    So What’s the Deal?

    Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

    Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

    What makes this server different?

    • Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
    • Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
    • Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
    • Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
    • Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
    • Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
    • The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
    • Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
    • You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
    • Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
    • Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
    • Auction House – sell your items at auction
    • Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
    • Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

    What are the Ranks?

    Rank Requirement
    A – Default Prisoner
    B – $25,000
    C – $80,000
    D – $250,000
    E – $800,000
    Parolee – $1,500,000
    Citizen – $2,000,000
    Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
    SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
    Warden – Administrator Position
    SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position

    What’s a Guard?

    Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:

    • PVP is not allowed
    • Swords are not allowed
    • Potions are not allowed
    • Bows are not allowed

    Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).

    We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

    It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

    Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
    Server IP play.thepen-mc.net

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  • Travelers Reborn

    Travelers Reborn

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Custom Modpack Server
    IP Not provided
    Version Modrinth custom modpack
    Player Count Varies
    Features Custom animals, pets, weapons, tools, armor, dungeons, mining, Create and addons

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What can I expect from the gameplay on this server?

    A: The server offers a custom modpack with a variety of features including custom animals, pets, weapons, armor, dungeons, and mining. There are also mods like Create and addons to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Rules

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Rules may vary, it is advisable to join the server’s Discord community for detailed information on server rules and guidelines.

    Plugins

    Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

    A: The server runs on a custom modpack on Modrinth, which includes various plugins to enhance gameplay and features like custom animals, pets, weapons, armor, dungeons, and mining.

    Community

    Q: Is there an active community on the server?

    A: It is recommended to join the server’s Discord community to interact with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and announcements.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any monetization involved on the server?

    A: The server does not provide specific information on monetization. It is advised to check with server admins for any details on donations or in-game purchases.

    Additional Information

    For more information and to join the server, please visit https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt

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  • MineScape

    MineScape

    MineScape Server Overview

    Features
    Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
    Custom Quests
    22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
    Beautiful hand crafted map
    Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
    Daily Rewards!
    Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
    Active Leaderboards

    Important Links

    Socials

    Plugins

    • MineScape
    • Dynmap

    Rules

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  • Mining for Recession: SMP

    Mining for Recession: SMP
    🌈🎮 Hey all you pixelated potato heads and blocky bedrock bouncers! 🌈🎮

    Listen up, if you’re sittin’ there in your mom’s basement contemplating whether to join yet another Minecraft SMP, let me spin you a yarn that’ll make you drop your enchanted diamond sword! 🎉🗡️

    First off, rumor has it that if you join this particular whirlwind of madness, you might just stumble upon the world’s last remaining magical potato—yes, that’s right, THE magical potato! 🥔✨ Legend says it grants you the power to summon an army of sentient cows that will moo your enemies into submission! 🐄💥 (Yeah, I know, take that, creepers!)

    Ever thought a creeper exploded your house? Pfft, amateurs! Here, when a creeper blows up, it doesn’t just destroy your stuff; it also releases a random potion effect in the vicinity! You’ll either float into the sky like a lost balloon 🎈 or turn purple and dance like a chicken 🐔. It’s all about the vibes, man!!

    And let me tell you about the “Mushroom Kingdom” we’ve got going! It’s not what you think, buddy. We’ve got these giant mushrooms that sprout money and gold! 💰🍄 But hold on, if you want the loot, you gotta battle the Fungal Overlords who are literally just guys wearing toadstools and throwing poisonous soup at you. 🍲💣 It’s wild, I’m tellin’ ya!

    Also, we’ve got a special event every Tuesday called “Minecraft Olympics for Noobs!” 🎖️🏅 If you can’t jump over a 1-block fence, no need to worry—your mom will still be proud of you, right? 😂 Think you’ve got what it takes to race through a maze built by sleep-deprived llamas? WE WILL FIND OUT!

    Oh, and if you’re into wacky lore, the mythical “Second Great Recession” is INEXPLICABLY tied to a cursed villager who trades his life for moon rocks. 🌕💎 Join now, and who knows? You might just trigger the Ender Dragon’s retirement party. Spoiler: It involves an epic karaoke showdown! 🎤🐉

    So what are you waiting for? Get your gaming chair out, grab some snacks, and dive into this chaotic mess with us. Remember, life is better when your reality looks like a derpy Minecraft SMP! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉

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  • Unknown Server

    Unknown Server

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Unknown
    IP Unknown
    Version Unknown
    Player Count Unknown
    Features – Slow mining experience
    – PvP zone
    – Pig spawner for food
    – Furnace rooms for cooking

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Gameplay

    Q: What was the mining experience like on the server?

    A: Players started with either an iron or stone pickaxe and had a slow mining experience compared to modern servers.

    Rules

    Q: Were there any specific rules in the server?

    A: The rules are unknown, as the description provided doesn’t mention them.

    Plugins

    Q: Did the server have any unique plugins?

    A: The server had features like a PvP zone, pig spawners, and furnaces in rooms, but specific plugins are not mentioned.

    Community

    Q: How was the community on the server?

    A: The community atmosphere and interaction details are not provided in the description.

    Monetization

    Q: Did the server have any monetization features?

    A: Monetization details are not mentioned in the description.

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  • Naptown

    Naptown

    Naptown Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name Naptown
    Server IP Naptown.playit.gg
    Version 1.16.5
    Player Count 100+
    Features
    • Survival
    • Factions
    • Quests
    • Custom Enchants
    • Jobs & Skills
    • Leaderboards

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What can I do on the Naptown server?

    A: Naptown offers a vibrant and competitive world where players can explore terrains, mine resources, build bases, engage in conquests, and participate in community-driven events.

    Rules

    Q: What are the rules on Naptown?

    A: The server enforces rules to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for specific rules.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any unique plugins on Naptown?

    A: Yes, Naptown features custom plugins that enhance gameplay, including a coin system for unlocking exclusive items and perks.

    Community

    Q: How can I connect with other players on Naptown?

    A: Join our Discord community at discord.gg/kWMF7g7Wk9 to interact with fellow players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news.

    Monetization

    Q: How does the coin system work on Naptown?

    A: Players can purchase coins through the /shop command to unlock tool skins, in-game items, upgrades, and perks, enhancing their gaming experience.

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  • Over The Hill Gamers

    Over The Hill Gamers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version Vanilla Java 1.21.4
    Server Mods No server side mods
    PVP No, except for occasional planned events
    Rules No stealing, no griefing

    About Us:

    Come join a small SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults ( mostly 30s+ ). It’s running Vanilla Java 1.21.4 No server side mods. No PVP (minus maybe an occasional planned server match event), No stealing. No griefing. Come play Minecraft as it was intended in a friendly, laid back environment. We are just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game. All skill levels are welcome, redstone expert or just mine and build a modest house – everyone fits in! Send me a message and I can get you the info to join!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Send a message to get the server information.
    Are there any age restrictions? The server is mostly comprised of older adults, but all ages are welcome.
    Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? No, we do not allow cheating or hacking.
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, we have a Discord server for communication amongst players.

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