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BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, positive affirmations, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self love, self-care, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, Support, Therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	892791
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that stops you from killing yourself in the game! That’s right, no more falling into lava or getting blown up by creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of knowing you can’t die in the game, no matter how hard you try! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy death in the most hilarious way possible!

KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, execute, Failed, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military Action, offensive, peace negotiations, president, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

FlyingCarCraft

advancement, AIR TRAFFIC, convenience, Development, efficiency, Engineering, environmental impact, flying cars, FlyingCarCraft, Future, futuristic vehicles, Infrastructure, innovation, luxury, milestone, practical advantage, progress, society, Technology, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FLYING CARS cuz why not?? u can zoom around the map like a boss and show off to all ur friends. plus, the cars are made out of DIAMONDS so u know they’re fancy as heck. we even have a race track where u can compete against other players and win cool prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn. so what r u waiting for?? hop on our server and start flying like a pro!

FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination

Behavior, Blame, future outlook, FutureCraft, habits, mental health, mindset, optimism, personal development, positive mindset, procrastination, productivity, Psychology, research, self-admonishment, severe procrastinators, study, Time, Time management, well-being, worries

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA STOP PROCRASTINATIN’! WE GOT DA SECRET TO BEATIN’ DA BAD HABIT – JUST BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT DA FUTURE, DUH!

WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!

SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕

Modern Chaos: Anarchy Gone Wild! 1.20.4 Java Edition

1.20.4, Anarchy, Bans, Chaos, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Donate, Edition, Empires, Exploration, Hacks, Hate Speech, java, Lag-free, MODERN, mutes, nether roof, Resets, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Wasteland, Wild, world border

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4767	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8632	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
Explore and exploit the nether roof.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any bans on the server?	No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
Is the server reset ever?	No, the server never resets.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is modern-anarchy.org
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, there are no vanilla-altering plugins on the server.
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, there is a 3×3 million block world border on the server.

BoobCraft Minecraft Server

adolescence Breast development, body changes, body confidence Teenage years, body development, body positivity, BoobCraft, Boobs, breast size, female body, growing pains, growing up, growth, hormonal changes, maturing, Minecraft, physical changes, puberty, self esteem, self-image Body transformation, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

Anti, blocky, Board, cahoots, Community, controversy, faggotry, funny, gimmick, humor, inb4, internet, Let it go, Minecraft, Nash, Nashposting, POSTERS, PRO, Server, the truth, Truth, Wolfie, Working, Years

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

We promise you won’t have to lend any diamonds to your fellow players, and if you do, they’ll actually pay you back! Plus, if you ever need a break from your significant other, just log on and build yourself a fortress to keep them out.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for spending money on in-game purchases, because on our server, we encourage it! Trade in your virtual car for a dragon mount, buy some enchanted armor, or splurge on a pet creeper – the possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your partner about who pays for dinner.

BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

biological term, BrotherlyMansplainNoMore, falling out, Females, feminist issue, feminist theory, gender identities, less privileged, lived experience, male privilege, mansplaining, offensive term, olive branches, professional expertise, professional women, reproductive capacities, unintentionally misogynist, unintentionally racist, white privilege

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4511
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

RegretCraft

carpe diem, embracing change, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, life choices, living with no regrets, looking back, Making amends, missed opportunities, moving forward, never doing, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, seizing the moment, self improvement, Taking Risks

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!