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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 662 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5379 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.
Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.
So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a 
