minimum wage Minecraft Servers

Minimum Wage

  • JobHunterMinecraftSMP

    JobHunterMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.

    But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.

    So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DaughterDramaCraft

    DaughterDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

    Join our server and experience the wild adventures of our players, like the time one player’s pet llama ran off with another player’s diamond sword. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

    Need a break from building epic structures? Join our server for some juicy gossip and scandalous stories. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama?

    And don’t worry about setting boundaries, because on our server, anything goes! Just like the time one player built a roller coaster that went straight through another player’s house. It was a wild ride, to say the least.

    So come join us on our server for a roller coaster of emotions, crazy adventures, and more drama than you can handle. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WageWarCraft

    WageWarCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrumblCraft: NoCookieSharingAITA

    CrumblCraft: NoCookieSharingAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to share your cookies with your neighbor’s kids? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unwanted cookie snatchers again!

    Our server is like a virtual cookie jar, filled with endless adventures and treasures waiting for you to discover. Build your dream home, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic monsters all without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your treats.

    Forget about real-life drama and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Join now and leave the cookie wars behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisCraft: No Illustrations, Just Blocks!

    SisCraft: No Illustrations, Just Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to battle fierce mobs and explore hidden caves, but you’ll also have the opportunity to participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest! Show off your artistic skills and win amazing prizes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Join now and find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCashDebt?LOL

    WeddingCashDebt?LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will ask you for money for their extravagant weddings! Our community is filled with players who understand the value of a dollar and won’t guilt trip you into funding their lavish ceremonies. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can save your money for more important things, like building a diamond castle or taming a dragon. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to a world where your wallet is safe from wedding woes. Join now and start crafting your way to financial freedom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZogCraft Minecraft Server

    ZogCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

    But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

    Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of "No tax on tips" (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipTasticCraft

    TipTasticCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wondered what happens to those tips you leave on the debit machines at fast food joints? Well, on our Minecraft server, we can assure you that all those tips go straight to our virtual employees who work tirelessly to serve you the best pixelated burgers and fries in the blocky world. Join us and witness the epic battles between the burger-flipping zombies and the french fry-loving skeletons as they fight for your tips! And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary secret sauce recipe that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the other players. So come on down to our server and let’s tip our virtual hats to the unsung heroes of the fast food industry!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA

    JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a lava pool! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, lies, and shady deals just like this crazy story we just made up! 🌋💔

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of backstabbing your loved ones over a virtual job position? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! 😂🔪

    Join now and immerse yourself in a world where your boyfriend steals your dream job, lies to your face, and then expects you to forgive him because “people make mistakes.” 😝🙄

    But hey, at least his mom thinks he made the right decision, so that’s gotta count for something, right? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, deceit, and questionable life choices! Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft drama like this? 😂🎢💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExWifeTaxCraft

    ExWifeTaxCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

    We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

    Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP