But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Mafia, a group of ruthless poultry who control the black market trade of enchanted feathers. Join their ranks and you’ll have access to exclusive deals on rare items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start your journey to potato farming greatness! Who knew being a virtual farmer could be so profitable and exciting?
Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!
But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional tree puncher? That’s right, you can spend hours punching trees just to make some measly coins that are only good for buying virtual snacks at our virtual vending machines.
And if that’s not enticing enough, how about becoming a professional sheep shearer? You can spend your days chasing after sheep and shearing their wool, only to sell it for a fraction of what it’s actually worth. But hey, at least you’ll have a never-ending supply of wool sweaters in the game!
So come join our Minecraft server where the jobs pay surprisingly low for what they do, but the laughs and good times are priceless. Who needs real money when you can have virtual fun, am I right?
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and dance parties with creepers. We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the galaxy! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Elon Musk will actually show up and offer you a job. Stranger things have happened in our wacky world!
But wait, there’s more! If you miss a lesson, you still have to pay for it. Just like in other countries far, far away. It’s all part of the plan, baby! And if you don’t pay up, our opera singer might just start a Facebook rant about you. Talk about drama!
So come join our server, where you can learn to sing like a pro and navigate the treacherous waters of opera singer drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a migraine and have to come up with a crazy excuse like our friend here. The possibilities are endless!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend being called lazy or being forced to work instead of enjoying escape room weekends. Say goodbye to emotional support animal duties and hello to building your dream world in Minecraft!
Join us and leave Linda’s rule behind. Build your future without the fear of being held hostage by a controlling boss. Who needs real-life struggles when you can have fun in our Minecraft world? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your escape from the drama!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON! and then there was that time when a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the nether. it was lit, fam.
so, if u wanna be part of the craziest, most moisturized minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for some epic adventures. who knows what kind of insanity awaits you in our blocky world. let’s get this party started, gamers!
A Vanilla Survival Multiplayer Server for Java Minecraft 1.20.4, inspired by HermitCraft with a focus on community-driven gameplay.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| New 1.21 blocks | Including copper/tuff variants and the crafter. |
| Diamond economy | With a shopping district for player trading. |
| Voice chat | Proximity voice chat with deep dark/warden interaction. |
| Custom items | Including unique hats, music discs, and goat horns. |
| Minigames | Featuring a unique take on Decked Out and more. |
NotHermitCraft server is in Season 4(ever) with a focus on creating a rich and immersive world with events, roleplaying, and more.
Join the Discord server to apply for whitelist and access the server. Simple Voice Chat (2.5.12) is highly encouraged for a better experience.
A: Join our Discord server and apply for whitelist to access the server.
A: No, players can join with no mods installed, but Simple Voice Chat is highly encouraged.
A: The server difficulty is set to hard.
A: Various events like minigames, roleplaying, UHC, and more are organized for players to participate in.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a horde of dancing creepers appears, throwing a party in your mine! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a giant chicken boss? Only on our server will you experience such wacky adventures!
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive Shin Megami Tensei V content, with leaked German streams and trophy lists that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the delisted original game and its DLC – it’s like a mystery waiting to be solved!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you around every corner? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without the fear of being called uncaring or unsupportive. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and taking time for yourself, even if your girlfriend thinks otherwise.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to?
Imagine this: you and your brother are on a mission to give your dad the ultimate Father’s Day gift – a weekend trip for just the three of you. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your stepmother decides to crash the party and join in on the fun. Will you be able to navigate the awkwardness and tension as you try to enjoy your time together?
With thrilling quests and challenges around every corner, this server is perfect for those who love a good drama-filled storyline. Who needs reality TV when you can experience it all in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family getaway gone wrong. And remember, on this server, anything can happen – including unexpected guests crashing your plans!