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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8241 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 421 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
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