🔥minimum speed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpeedyCraft: Ticket Lane

aggressive driving, driving behavior, driving etiquette, fast enough, highway patrol, highway rules, Lane, law enforcement, minimum speed, passing lane, road rage, road safety, speed limit, speeding ticket, SpeedyCraft, tailgating, ticket, ticketable offense, traffic citation, traffic enforcement, traffic laws, traffic violation, Unofficial

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta go fast and stuff? well on this server, if u aint speedin’ in the passin’ lane, u gonna get a speedin’ ticket from the minecraft cops! they be watchin’ u like hawks, ready to pounce on any slowpokes. so if u wanna avoid them pesky tickets, u better join our server and put the pedal to the metal!

we also got this crazy story about a group of creepers who formed a biker gang and now they roam the server, causin’ chaos wherever they go. they ride around on motorcycles made out of TNT and leather armor, blowin’ up anything in their path. but if u join our server, u can join forces with them and become a part of the most explosive gang in all of minecraft!

oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? yeah, that’s right. zombies, skeletons, even the ender dragon, they all come to get down on the dance floor. and if u join our server, u can be the DJ and spin some sick beats for all the mobs to groove to.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Insomniac Minecraft Server

Crafty, incel, incel community, incel lifestyle, Incel sleep deprivation, Incel sleep disorders, Incel sleep habits, Incel sleep health, Incel sleep patterns, Incel sleep routines, insomnia, insomniac, Japanese sleep culture, Minecraft, Server, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Sleep routines

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of sleeping like an incel? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will sleep like a Japanese master! Our virtual beds are so comfy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that our sheep drop extra soft wool that will make your dreams even sweeter.

Join us and experience the ultimate sleep experience in Minecraft. Who needs real-life rest when you can have a virtual slumber party with your friends? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sleep like a pro on our server. Sweet dreams await you!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP Phase Connect Village

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Village

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	773
Buildings Constructed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with a bunch of wild and wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for the chance to build epic structures with Lia the Architect, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece fit for a king. Or team up with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Ninja, who can sneak up on creepers without even waking up!

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori, the Deer Whisperer, can tame any animal in the game with just a flick of her wrist. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, the Fireball Fairy, who can light up the night sky with her fiery magic.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining forces with Shisui Michiru, the Purple Prankster, who loves to pull hilarious tricks on unsuspecting players. Or team up with Tenma Maemi, the Skydiving Sensation, who can leap off cliffs without breaking a sweat.

And let’s not forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Queen, who rules over her potato kingdom with an iron fist. Join her for endless potato-themed adventures that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

baby, berate, books, care, cold, cousin, Emergencies, facebook, family, Fever, Friends, General Practitioner, GP, medical situations, Niece, older sister, patient, rules, signs, SisStopBeingAChildMCServer, Throat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6100

Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL

art gallery incident, co-worker conflict, communication breakdown, company events, consensual kiss, CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL, drunken behavior, friendship boundaries, Infidelity, kissing scandal, loyalty dilemma, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, roommate betrayal, social awkwardness, trust issues, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace etiquette, workplace gossip

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Farms Harvested:	232	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Steve, his wife, and the roommate at the art gallery.

Witness the chaos as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Will you be the one to spill the beans like the OP, or will you keep quiet and watch the drama unfold?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and become a part of the madness!

BlockyNSFW: Work Mishaps

adult content, awkward, BlockyNSFW, boundary crossing, EMBARRASSING, explicit, explicit content, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, mishaps, not safe for work, NSFW, scandalous, Shocking.., taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, work, work experiences, Work stories, Workplace, workplace incidents

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground strip club run by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knew that crafting and building could be so scandalous? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some NSFW adventures on our server!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

arms control, blockwars, British missiles, defense systems, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile launch, political conflict, russia, Server, Ukraine, United Kingdom, united states, US, Western Allies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun!

GrafenBoom: Nuclear No More

activism, decommissioned, DELAY, demolished, demolition, ENERGY, Environment, germany, Germany news, GrafenBoom, Grafenrheinfeld, Nuclear, nuclear energy, nuclear power, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear waste, power plant, pro-nuclear activist, protest, renewable energy, Safety concerns

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we blow up nuclear power plants for fun! we had to delay the demolition cuz this crazy pro-nuclear dude was tryna save it with his bare hands. but don’t worry, we got rid of it and now you can come play in our radioactive wasteland! build your own mutant creatures and battle against other players in our post-apocalyptic world. join now for a blast of a time!

Creeper’s Cove 2023

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!

Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!

Abilities, Adventure, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, elden ring, Event, FLARE, German, International, long term, Mature, mmorpg, Mustard, Plugins, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, serious, Skills, Summer, Vanilla, wow

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Flare Community Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.

What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla
– Dynmap	– Bolt	– mcMMO	– GSit	– FlareDeathMessages	– Pets	– Cosmetics	– Decorations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
Are there any upcoming events on the server?	Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon.
Is there a second server being developed?	Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring.

Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.

StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, StarryBoobieGrove

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Towns Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ores Mined:	2703	Mines Excavated:	3874

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.