Minimum Minecraft Servers

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  • Minimum Wage Congress

    Minimum Wage Congress

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe

    Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Elon Musk himself could hire you at minimum wage at the beginning of the universe, and he would still be rolling in the dough today! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and dance parties with creepers. We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the galaxy! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Elon Musk will actually show up and offer you a job. Stranger things have happened in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RedFlower – Licensed Vanilla Minecraft server

    RedFlower – Licensed Vanilla Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our cozy vanilla server for Minecraft license holders! Minimum plugins, maximum freedom and classic survival. They value a friendly atmosphere, fair play and true Minecraft enthusiasts. Join us and create your own path in this world!

    redflower.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

    Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    65.108.15.58:25540

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • New Dawn SMP

    New Dawn SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to New Dawn! A 13+ whitelisted survival minecraft server that sticks to vanilla, with the minimum needed to keep it off of an anarchy and support the rules! On this server there is no griefing, or stealing from bases, and there is a shop system with diamonds!

    Feel free to join at https://discord.gg/Fp4t2jSNb6

    166.1.173.231:25604

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

    FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!

    u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.

    if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocktopia – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Blocktopia – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to play with the legendary VReX crew, including Salmon Lordette, the ruler of all fish in the Minecraft world! Swim with the Salmon Lordette and conquer the seas like never before!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet Arial Yuriko, the master of the skies, who will guide you through the clouds and show you the secrets of the Minecraft universe! Fly high with Arial and explore the vast lands from a bird’s eye view!

    And who could forget Furi Ferntail, the fierce warrior with a heart of gold! Join forces with Furi and battle against the creepers and zombies with unmatched strength and determination!

    But that’s not all! Join the server now and you might just encounter Scarlett Flameheart, the fiery queen of the Minecraft realm! With her by your side, you’ll never fear the darkness again!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Amaya Whisper, the mystical enchantress who can cast spells and create wonders beyond your wildest dreams! Join her on magical adventures and unlock the secrets of the Minecraft world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server ever created! Don’t miss out on the fun, the laughs, and the unforgettable memories that await you on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BadassCraft: Where Minecraft Games Get Lit!

    BadassCraft: Where Minecraft Games Get Lit!

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the games are so badass, they’ll make you question reality itself!

    Join us for a wild ride through INSANE minigames that will have you laughing, crying, and possibly questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday!

    And don’t even get us started on our LEGENDARY treasure hunts. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of talking wolves. Are you brave enough to find it?

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a pig off a cliff all in one day?

    Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most WACKY place to play Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OrangeCatCraft: Where Politics and Felines Collide!

    OrangeCatCraft: Where Politics and Felines Collide!

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we ponder the deep questions in life like, “What are the political implications of my cat being orange?” Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing discussions and hilarious adventures!

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow blocks to build with, and dancing pigs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots marshmallows instead of fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond mine where the blocks sing Justin Bieber songs as you mine them.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Oh, and did we mention that our server is hosted on a giant floating pizza in the sky? Yeah, it’s that awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP