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Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

$25k a month, baby gorilla, bucket of lard, chunky, CONTENT, Content Creation, earnings, entries, fat sack of shit, Jeff Gerstmann, lad, Minecraft, Minimum, nextlander, online creator, Patreon, patreon page, Podcast, podcasting, smp, streaming, STREAMS, Terrible, twitch

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

BRAZIL Network

alt, banner, Characters, Desc, Development, empty server, Fluid, free, Join, KitPvP, Minimum, Network, PvP, Recommend, requirement, see, Staff, test

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Votes:	1193	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

65.108.15.58:25540

New Dawn SMP

13, Anarchy, Bases, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Diamond, Diamondeconomy, diamonds, Discord, Griefing, java, Javaedition, Minimum, new dawn, Nintendoswitch, ps4, rules, Server, shop system, smp, stealing, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Xbox

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to New Dawn! A 13+ whitelisted survival minecraft server that sticks to vanilla, with the minimum needed to keep it off of an anarchy and support the rules! On this server there is no griefing, or stealing from bases, and there is a shop system with diamonds!

Feel free to join at https://discord.gg/Fp4t2jSNb6

166.1.173.231:25604

FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

bare, bare minimum, compliments, FlatterCraft, flattered, low standards, Minimum, sad, Sadness, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-validation, validation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	5123
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	733

hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Divine Spears Created:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Void Armor Forged:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2387
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Animals Bred:	118

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	118	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

Alluring, attractive, Babes, blocks, Bootylicious, CONFIDENT, Dominant, fashion, fetish, footwear, heavy boots, heels, hot, Irresistible, Kinky, leather, licking, Powerful, seductive, Sexy, STRONG, stylish, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Animals Bred:	98
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

1. women, 10. discrimination, 11. challenges, 12. opportunities, 13. perspectives, 14. roles, 15. Beliefs, 16. norms, 17. questions, 18. misconceptions, 19. truth, 2. gender, 20. myths., 3. equality, 4. stereotypes, 5. feminism, 6. society, 7. culture, 8. expectations, 9. empowerment, LolCraft, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5970	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

African, Afro-Brazilian, Architecture, Bahia, Brazil, Brazilian, Candomblé, Colorful, cuisine, culture, Diverse, Exploration, heritage, History, Music, Religion, salvador, SalvadorCraft, SPIRITUAL, Traditions, travel, vibrant, Victory, wake

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	882	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!