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Minimum Wage Congress
so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite? -
Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Elon Musk himself could hire you at minimum wage at the beginning of the universe, and he would still be rolling in the dough today! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and dance parties with creepers. We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the galaxy! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Elon Musk will actually show up and offer you a job. Stranger things have happened in our wacky world!
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RedFlower – Licensed Vanilla Minecraft server
Welcome to our cozy vanilla server for Minecraft license holders! Minimum plugins, maximum freedom and classic survival. They value a friendly atmosphere, fair play and true Minecraft enthusiasts. Join us and create your own path in this world!
redflower.me
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Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad
Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks! -
BRAZIL Network
A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!
65.108.15.58:25540
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New Dawn SMP
Welcome to New Dawn! A 13+ whitelisted survival minecraft server that sticks to vanilla, with the minimum needed to keep it off of an anarchy and support the rules! On this server there is no griefing, or stealing from bases, and there is a shop system with diamonds!Feel free to join at https://discord.gg/Fp4t2jSNb6
166.1.173.231:25604
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FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness
hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.
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LaughCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!
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BlockBrothers Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their food or insult your body shape. Our server is drama-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you to explore.Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Plus, we have a special event where you can hunt down missing plates of food in the game – just make sure not to eat them all like OP’s brother did! See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
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HealthyCraftBonanza
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthy eating is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a virtual world where the only food available is fresh fruits, vegetables, and salads. No more junk food here!Imagine a world where your character’s health depends on their diet. Eat too many virtual hotdogs and chips, and your avatar might just keel over from a virtual heart attack. But fear not, on our server, you’ll thrive on a diet of pixelated greens and fruits.
Don’t let your virtual family judge you for your healthy choices. On our server, everyone will be too busy farming and cooking up delicious, nutritious meals to even notice what you’re eating. And if anyone tries to shame you for your healthy habits, just build a virtual wall around them and keep on munching those virtual carrots.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama is whether to plant tomatoes or cucumbers in your virtual garden. Say goodbye to junk food and hello to a healthier virtual life. See you there!