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TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crops Grown:	8290
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7856

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Emeralds Found:	6106	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Farms Harvested:	757

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Farms Harvested:	856
Enchantments Applied:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Emeralds Found:	296
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ores Mined:	628
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	1969
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!