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FridgeSpaceSaverCraft
join this cray cray minecraft server where ketchup bottles magically shrink as you use them, just like toothpaste tubes! it’s like living in a wacky kitchen world where the fridge is a magical place full of surprises.imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.
come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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EzGiveUp Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to give up anything ever again! We have magical potions that make you immune to hunger, so you can feast on unlimited virtual cake all day long. Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the art of bacon magic. So come join us and say goodbye to giving up anything ever again! -
CraftyCommune: No Cash, No Trash
planned obsolescence, #sustainability, Resource Management, environmental impact, Quality over quantityYo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we don’t even use money, bro! That’s right, no need to worry about them pesky diamonds or emeralds, just build and chill, man.And get this, our civilization is so lit that we don’t even know what planned obsolescence is! We make stuff to last FOREVER, like seriously, you could build a dirt hut and it would still be standing strong in 100 years. It’s like we’re the Avengers of Minecraft, but without all the drama and spandex.
So come join us, where the blocks are always fresh and the creepers are always creepin’. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you experience the madness that is our server. Let’s get building, baby!
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CraftyLoafers
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN ON BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OURS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U CAN GET A SPECIAL POWER THAT LETS U TURN INTO A CREEPER AND SCARE ALL UR FRIENDS!ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)
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Belt Hole Hoarders
join dis server if u want to experience the ultimate belt hole extravaganza!!! we got so many belt holes u won’t know what to do with urself!!! u can switch it up every day and feel like a new person!!! u can even invite ur friends to come marvel at ur belt hole collection!!! who needs practicality when u can have excessiveness??? come join us and never worry about running out of belt holes again!!! it’s a belt hole bonanza, baby!!! -
JunkDrawerCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.
But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?
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Kreuz SMP server Minecraft
Kreuz is perhaps the best server with vanilla mechanics you’ve ever encountered.
We are not chasing a bunch of unnecessary plugins. We are supporters of brevity and minimalism, and we believe that real imagination and talent are revealed only in Vanilla Minecraft.
Our server contains elements of RolePlay, such as courts, government and markets, but roleplaying RP remains your choice.
Why us?
Plugins. Only the most necessary plugins are installed on our server. Nothing extra
The buildings. The players of our server work hard on every project, so when walking around the server you wonβt see boxes of dirt π
Events. Our players regularly hold events to entertain themselves and others
In one word – Comfort.
Buy a pass with automatic delivery and start your adventure now!
You can play both with a license and with a pirated version.
Beginning of season No. 1: 03/08/2024
kreuzsmp.ru
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Ebussy’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: No More Annoying Features!
Are you tired of boring, featureless Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and say goodbye to all your problems because on our server, we have removed the most annoying feature of all – gravity! That’s right, no more falling to your doom or worrying about pesky cliffs. Just float around like a majestic butterfly and enjoy the view from above. But that’s not all, we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness!